PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Toti Rotiz (ranked 827 p4p, 1177 weight class) and Killjoy McNofun (ranked 107 p4p, 152 weight class). Rotiz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Southtown. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Rotiz
vs
McNofun

195 cm
34
215
15 - 16 - 0

180 cm
25
216
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Toti Rotiz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Killjoy McNofun!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Alyssa Summers and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McNofun avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rotiz misses with a combination

and McNofun holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from McNofun fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from McNofun fails to land.
Rotiz wants to take the fight to the mat but McNofun manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Rotiz changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McNofun fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McNofun throws a head kick that misses.
Rotiz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rotiz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McNofun throws an overhand right that lands on Rotiz's shoulder, as Rotiz tries to avoid the shot.
Rotiz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McNofun.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horrible takedown attempt by Rotiz or perhaps it was just good defense by McNofun, which made it look bad.
McNofun tries to counter by closing the distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Toti Rotiz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McNofun jabs Rotiz right on the nose. Rotiz blinks but takes it well.

It looks like Toti Rotiz has been cut.
McNofun misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rotiz shoots in but McNofun avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nice sprawl there from McNofun as Rotiz shoots in.
Rotiz tries to clinch
and McNofun counters with a nice uppercut.
Rotiz looks to land a right hand but McNofun moved out of range.
Rotiz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rotiz takes one to the side of the head.
McNofun digs a good body shot into Rotiz's ribs.
Rotiz slips under a jab.
Rotiz dives in for a single leg takedown but McNofun sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
McNofun lands with a right to the head.
Rotiz tries to work over McNofun's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rotiz trying to stall but McNofun improves his position.
McNofun throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rotizs head.

Toti Rotiz's cut is getting worse.
Rotiz is breathing heavily.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Rotiz misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McNofun digs a right hand into Rotiz's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Rotiz's gas tank.
McNofun tries to work over Rotiz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rotiz.

McNofun breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McNofun lands a leg kick that knocks Rotiz off balance momentarily.
Nice takedown defense from McNofun. No joy for Rotiz on that attempt.
McNofun throws a body shot but no joy.
Rotiz throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McNofun's waist but McNofun gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Rotiz off to one side.
McNofun keeps Rotiz at a distance using the push kick.
McNofun clobbers Rotiz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

McNofun sends Rotiz crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! McNofun is motioning to the referee to let Rotiz up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Rotiz is rocked!

Toti Rotiz's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
McNofun thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Rotiz if he has to take too many more of those.
Oh Rotiz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McNofun throws a quick head kick that knocks Rotiz silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! McNofun is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Killjoy McNofun!
Toti Rotiz was interviewed post fight and said 'I was hurt, my cat is sick, it's raining outside, heard someone fart in the arena... I should have never lost, I'm the real winner.'.