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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 316 p4p, 3310 weight class) and Donovan Trumpinov (ranked 35 p4p, 375 weight class). Obaminator comes into the arena with Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised blaring out of the sound system. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 45 - 24 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Donovan Trumpinov!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Fujiwara and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Obaminator is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Trumpinov misses with a right hand
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Trumpinov looks to land a left hand but Obaminator moved out of range nicely.
Trumpinov throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the head.
Obaminator throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Trumpinov chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Obaminator can pounce on him.
The crowd cheers as Obaminator lands an impressive looking overhand right. Trumpinov doesn't seem phased though.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Obaminator jabs at Trumpinov's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trumpinov misses with an uppercut
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
A cross from Obaminator lands.
Obaminator connects with a jab.
Obaminator lands a nice hook to Trumpinov's body. Trumpinov takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Trumpinov connects with a looping right hand.
A slapping body kick lands there for Obaminator.
Trumpinov misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator delivers a nice body kick.
Obaminator connects with a body shot that sends Trumpinov's belly button to the back.
Obaminator is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Trumpinov misses with a lunging right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trumpinov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Trumpinov thinking.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.
Trumpinov throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Trumpinov is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Trumpinov throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Trumpinov walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Trumpinov with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Trumpinov's body.
Trumpinov misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Trumpinov throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trumpinov throws a right hand that misses
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Trumpinov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Trumpinov's head backwards.
Trumpinov swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with an inside leg kick.
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Trumpinov's sensitive parts.
Trumpinov misses with a right hand
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trumpinov ducks right into an uppercut from Obaminator.
Trumpinov rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters with an outside leg kick.
Trumpinov throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with an outside leg kick.
Obaminator works Trumpinov's body with a nice hook.
Obaminator lands a right hook to the body.
Trumpinov looks winded!
Trumpinov throws a sloppy body shot
and Trumpinov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Trumpinov takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Trumpinov takes one to the side of the head.
Good standup being displayed there by Obaminator as he connects with a hook.
Donovan Trumpinov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator scores with a nice strike.
Obaminator's jab looks to have found its range, popping Trumpinov under the eye.
Trumpinov takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Obaminator moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Obaminator scores with a leg kick.
Obaminator moves into range and connects with a jab.
Trumpinov misses with a jab to the body
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trumpinov swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Trumpinov has time to react.
Trumpinov walks into a straight right hand from Obaminator.
Trumpinov has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator digs a good hook to Trumpinov's body.
Obaminator connects with a right hand. Trumpinov shakes it off.
Trumpinov throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Trumpinov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator sizes up Trumpinov with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Trumpinov takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Obaminator dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Trumpinov. That did some damage!
Trumpinov gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Trumpinov drops his hands momentarily and Obaminator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Obaminator.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trumpinov misses with a hook
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body. Trumpinov takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Trumpinov's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body. Trumpinov takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Trumpinov throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Trumpinov stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Obaminator slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trumpinov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Trumpinov misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Trumpinov misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a slapping leg kick.
A jab from Obaminator does it's job there.
The crowd cheers as Obaminator lands an impressive looking overhand right. Trumpinov doesn't seem phased though.
Trumpinov misses with a hook
and Trumpinov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator lands with a nice body punch.
Trumpinov moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Trumpinov throws a poor cross that misses
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Trumpinov throws a sloppy body shot
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Trumpinov's sensitive parts.
Trumpinov takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A jab from Obaminator does it's job there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Trumpinov swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Trumpinov at a distance.
Obaminator is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Trumpinov swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice low kick that buckles Trumpinov's knee momentarily.
Trumpinov throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a thumping low kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Trumpinov misses the body punch
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Obaminator there.
A lazy left from Obaminator finds it's target.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
Trumpinov swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Trumpinov on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Obaminator slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice body punch from Obaminator.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Trumpinov in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Obaminator fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Trumpinov walks into a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trumpinov misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a slapping leg kick.
Trumpinov throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Obaminator moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Trumpinov swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a thumping low kick.
Trumpinov takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Trumpinov is rocked!
Good shot there by Obaminator.
Trumpinov is still on wobbly legs! Can Obaminator finish him?
Jab by Obaminator.
Trumpinov gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Obaminator gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barack Obaminator!
A relieved looking Barack Obaminator thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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