PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Parmesan Cheese (ranked 3881 p4p, 18334 weight class) and Klay Dee (ranked 211 p4p, 255 weight class). Dee has chosen Death Patrol by Destroyer as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cheese
vs
Dee

175 cm
25
135
3 - 2 - 0

175 cm
48
142
41 - 36 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 36 - 0, fighting out of New York, Klay Dee!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Shimada and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dee swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dee misses with a combination

and Cheese counters with a nice right hand that sends Dee toppling to the canvas! Dee scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Cheese finish him?!

Dee is rocked!
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dee is aggressively charging in as Cheese backs up avoiding any damage. Cheese tosses out a jab and Dee runs right into it face first! Dee is out cold! Cheese dropped down on all fours and is barking in Dee's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Parmesan Cheese!
A relieved looking Parmesan Cheese thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.