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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Parmesan Cheese (ranked 1325 p4p, 1743 weight class) and Michal Sykora (ranked 103 p4p, 122 weight class). Parmesan Cheese could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Michal Sykora's chin.
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135
6 - 2 - 0 |
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170 cm
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19 - 22 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michal Sykora!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Hirohito Nitta and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese avoids the head kick by Sykora.
Sykora throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cheese on the side of the head.
Sykora avoids the body shot from Cheese.
Sykora missing with a left hand there. Cheese was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sykora is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese.
Cheese clobbers Sykora with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sykora slips a jab from Cheese.
Cheese lands a big uppercut and Sykora crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Sykora looks OK. Cheese waves Sykora back to his feet!
Sykora is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sykora keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cheese.
Sykora is still on wobbly legs! Can Cheese finish him?
Sykora throws the left hand but Cheese avoids the punch easily.
Cheese is looking to counter punch.
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Sykora on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cheese. Cheese obviously looking to wear him down.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sykora misses with a straight left.
Sykora seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheese lands a leg kick that knocks Sykora off balance momentarily.
Sykora fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheese manages to avoid it.
Cheese appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Sykora tries a low kick but Cheese avoids it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cheese.
Cheese looks to land a body kick but Sykora moved away.
It seemed like Sykora was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cheese uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sykora.
Cheese keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sykora.
Sykora doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sykora throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a leg kick
and Sykora cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cheese defending well as Sykora loads up on a big left hand.
Cheese on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cheese rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sykora counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A slow jab from Sykora misses its intended target.
Sykora misses with a body kick.
Sykora throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Sykora lands with an uppercut that bounces Cheese off the cage and back into range.
Sykora misses with a looping left.
Sykora throws a big shot that misses.
Cheese staying out of range there.
Sykora lands a really nice looking cross but Cheese seems unphased.
Sykora displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cheese throws out the jab.
Sykora throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cheese appears to be looking for a big counter.
Cheese scores with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cheese scores with a nice head shot.
Sykora misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cheese is looking to counter with a body kick.
Sykora throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Cheese lands a beautiful left hook that drops Sykora. Sykora tries to recover but Cheese is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Sykora lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Parmesan Cheese!
After winning the bout, Parmesan Cheese thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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