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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 220 p4p, 391 weight class) and The Jurassic Predator X (ranked 29 p4p, 47 weight class). Obaminator comes to the cage accompanied by Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 47 - 24 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Jurassic Predator X!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Luis Engracia and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Predator X.
Predator X lands a jab.
Predator X misses with a two punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Predator X does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Predator X seems unphased.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Predator X stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Obaminator cracks Predator X with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
No joy there for Predator X, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
We've been informed that Predator X has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Predator X rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Obaminator moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Predator X throws a hook but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Obaminator connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator dodges the punch combination from Predator X.
Predator X pivots, looking for a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range and Predator X settles back down.
Obaminator misses with a looping right.
Predator X stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obaminator.
Predator X's jab looks to have found its range, popping Obaminator under the eye.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Predator X.
Obaminator's jab looks to have found its range, popping Predator X under the eye.
Predator X listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A shot to the liver by Obaminator. Beautiful body shot.
Obaminator feints a jab promting Predator X to slip. Obaminator then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Predator X slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Predator X takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Obaminator is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Predator X misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a solid body kick.
Predator X takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator lands with a hook. Predator X tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A shot to the liver by Obaminator. Beautiful body shot.
Predator X closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Jurassic Predator X seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Predator X lands a nice looking body shot.
Predator X throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Predator X walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Predator X throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
Obaminator avoids a kick to the body.
Jab, jab by Obaminator - just one landing.
Predator X throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Predator X. Those never looked like landing.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Predator X manages to avoid it.
Predator X misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Predator X misses with a looping left.
Obaminator swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Obaminator getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Predator X throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Predator X looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Predator X buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Predator X throws a right and a left that both miss.
Predator X lands the left hand.
Predator X misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Predator X rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator connects with a body shot that sends Predator X's belly button to the back.
Obaminator punishes Predator X's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Predator X.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Predator X throws a quick inside leg kick.
Predator X defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
Predator X defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
Predator X checks a low kick from Obaminator.
Predator X throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a nice low kick that buckles Predator X's knee momentarily.
Predator X walks into a jab.
Predator X ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Predator X slips the punch.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Predator X.
Predator X defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Predator X.
Predator X throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Predator X throws a half hearted mid kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crunch! Obaminator slams his shin into Predator X's torso.
Predator X uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Obaminator has time to react.
Predator X swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator lands a right hook to the body.
Predator X keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Predator X throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator with the inside leg kick.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Predator X counters with a straight right hand.
Predator X fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Predator X pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Predator X lands a jab-cross combination.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Predator X throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Obaminator scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Obaminator misses with an attempted mid kick.
Obaminator scores with a leg kick.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Obaminator cracks a nice hook into Predator X's ribs.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Predator X seems unphased.
Obaminator takes a swing at Predator X's ribcage but misses.
Predator X lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Obaminator at a distance.
Obaminator fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Predator X.
Predator X takes one on the button.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Predator X avoids the punch easily.
Predator X unleashes a big counter combination but Obaminator bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Predator X slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator with the inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Predator X.
Predator X gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
Predator X will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Predator X pivots, looking for a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range and Predator X settles back down.
Obaminator looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A jab from Predator X misses.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Predator X can do to turn this around?
Obaminator is looking to chop away at Predator X's legs.
The Jurassic Predator X is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Obaminator cracks Predator X with a right hand to the side of the head.
Predator X throws the kick towards the body but Obaminator avoids it.
Predator X throws a series of punches but Obaminator moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Obaminator.
Predator X lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Predator X throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Predator X might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Obaminator has got the better of the exchanges.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Predator X has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Predator X lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Obaminator circles away quickly and effectively.
Obaminator throws a half hearted mid kick.
Predator X's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Predator X has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Obaminator finds it's way round the side to connect with Predator X's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Predator X takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Predator X misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Predator X misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
Obaminator moves out of range as Predator X throws a body kick.
Obaminator tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Predator X throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Predator X.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
Obaminator fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Predator X throws a nice looking combination but Obaminator bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
It looked like Obaminator was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Predator X.
Predator X moves forwards but Obaminator connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Obaminator stuns Predator X with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Predator X throws a sloppy body shot
and Predator X takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Good standup being displayed there by Obaminator as he connects with a hook.
Predator X throws a low kick but it's checked well by Obaminator.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Predator X.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Predator X.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Predator X takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Obaminator dodges the punch combination from Predator X.
Nice uppercut lands for Obaminator. That snapped Predator X's head back.
Obaminator keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Obaminator tries to work over Predator X's front leg with a kick but Predator X checks it.
Predator X jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator jabs Predator X to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Obaminator lands a right hook to the body.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Predator X.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Predator X on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Predator X misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Predator X missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Predator X pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Predator X loads up on a big right hand but Obaminator slips the punch.
Predator X tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Predator X pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obaminator is looking to counter with head kicks.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Predator X has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Predator X swings away with a body shot that misses
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A big left from Predator X misses.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
Predator X takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Predator X throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obaminator goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Obaminator ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The crowd cheers as Obaminator lands an impressive looking overhand right. Predator X doesn't seem phased though.
Predator X swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator throws out a powerful jab.
Obaminator scores with a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
That's time! Obaminator's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Obaminator fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Obaminator scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Obaminator connects with a crisp jab.
Obaminator throws a leg kick which misses Predator X's front leg but catches the back leg as Predator X tries to avoid it.
Obaminator swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Predator X.
Obaminator throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Predator X on the side of the head.
Obaminator moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A clash of legs there as Obaminator blocks the low kick.
Predator X is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Predator X takes one on the button.
Obaminator comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Obaminator scores with a crisp jab that stopped Predator X in his tracks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Predator X just misses with a punch to the body.
Predator X just misses with a punch to the body.
Predator X takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Obaminator lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Predator X throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Predator X misses with a hook
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Predator X looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Predator X throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a head kick but Predator X moves out of range.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Predator X throws out the jab.
Predator X has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Predator X there as he acknowledges the shot.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Predator X throws out the jab.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Predator X.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Predator X misses with a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a slapping leg kick.
A punch combination from Predator X misses.
Predator X throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator fires out a quick counter leg kick but Predator X just manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice leg kick lands there from Obaminator.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Predator X throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Predator X misses with a hook
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice body punch from Obaminator.
Predator X takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Predator X takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Predator X takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Predator X jabs Obaminator to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Predator X on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obaminator. Obaminator obviously looking to wear him down.
Predator X ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Predator X tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Obaminator is able to avoid easily.
Predator X is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Nice shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator checks a leg kick.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Predator X misses with a kick to the body
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Predator X takes one to the side of the head.
Predator X drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Predator X throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Jurassic Predator X has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Predator X falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Predator X takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Obaminator misses with a body kick.
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Predator X's sensitive parts.
Obaminator lands with a shot to the body.
Obaminator looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Both fighters circling a little - Obaminator finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd cheers as Obaminator lands an impressive looking overhand right. Predator X doesn't seem phased though.
Predator X throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator throws a nice outside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Predator X connects with a solid leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Predator X checks a leg kick nicely.
Obaminator turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator clobbers Predator X with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Obaminator throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Predator X looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Predator X just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Predator X closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Obaminator jabs at Predator X's body.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Predator X takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab from Obaminator does it's job there.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Predator X throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Predator X thinking.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Predator X does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Obaminator has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
A relieved looking Barack Obaminator thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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