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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 935 p4p, 991 weight class) and Wulfgang Bleak (ranked 29 p4p, 33 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cuntmara might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to $$ Hoes mad $$. Bleak has chosen Du Hast - Rammstein as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 43 - 26 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 20 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Wulfgang Bleak!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bleak avoids the body shot from Cuntmara.
Bleak gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cuntmara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cuntmara looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
It looks like Ibrahim Cuntmara has been cut.
Bleak on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cuntmara. Cuntmara obviously looking to wear him down.
Cuntmara fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick which misses Bleak's front leg but catches the back leg as Bleak tries to avoid it.
Bleak blocks a jab.
Cuntmara scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bleak in his tracks.
Cuntmara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bleak misses with a body shot.
Cuntmara missing with a left hand there. Bleak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bleak.
A nice side step and Bleak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cuntmara throws a jab but it's blocked by Bleak.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Bleak.
A nice side step and Bleak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cuntmara thumps Bleak with a low kick.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut.
A nice side step and Bleak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cuntmara tried to score with a low kick but Bleak checks it.
Bleak let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bleak misses with a straight left.
Cuntmara throws a right hand that misses
and Bleak counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cuntmara jabs at Bleak's body.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bleak fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Bleak steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Cuntmara. That one must have hurt.
Cuntmara throws a hook but Bleak avoids it easily.
Cuntmara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bleak manages to avoid it.
Bleak looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bleak at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Cuntmara.
Bleak has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bleak.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A punch lands to the side of Bleak 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Cuntmara lands a glancing blow to the side of Bleak's head.
Bleak uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cuntmara.
A big right from Cuntmara misses.
Cuntmara throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bleak stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bleak slips under a jab.
Bleak looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cuntmara throws a solid leg kick but Bleak takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cuntmara.
Cuntmara tries to score with a low kick but Bleak moves his leg out of the way.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick which misses Bleak's front leg but catches the back leg as Bleak tries to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Cuntmara there.
Cuntmara works Bleak's body with a nice hook.
Cuntmara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cuntmara listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cuntmara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bleak doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bleak walks into a left hand.
Cuntmara cracks Bleak with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cuntmara smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bleak takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bleak fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cuntmara has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara scores with a jab to the head.
Bleak takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bleak shoots in for a takedown but Cuntmara shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cuntmara misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A nice side step and Bleak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cuntmara throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cuntmara throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cuntmara cracks Bleak with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Cuntmara throws a shot to the body.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut.
Bleak throws a body punch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Cuntmara misses the target.
Cuntmara misses with a jab to the body
and Bleak counters with a stiff right hand.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bleak misses with a hook. Cuntmara ducked under it nicely.
Cuntmara darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bleak moves away from the strike by Cuntmara.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bleak has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bleak there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the side of Bleak's head but Bleak sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cuntmara takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cuntmara pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cuntmara lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bleak has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bleak and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bleak slips under a jab.
Cuntmara misses with a straight right.
A countering left hand to the body from Bleak misses.
A swing and a miss from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick
and Bleak counters with a stiff right hand.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cuntmara moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bleak moves out of range as Cuntmara throws a body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A bone on bone clash there as Bleak blocks the leg kick.
Bleak is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cuntmara with a body shot.
Bleak throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cuntmara swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cuntmara dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bleak. That did some damage!
Ibrahim Cuntmara is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bleak drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A nice leg kick from Cuntmara, right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Cuntmara dodges the punch combination from Bleak.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws a combination that misses
and Bleak counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cuntmara throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bleak.
Bleak bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bleak! But no joy.
Bleak takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wulfgang Bleak has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bleak's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bleak thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cuntmara tried to score with a low kick but Bleak checks it.
Bleak blocks a jab.
Cuntmara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bleak looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cuntmara. Bleak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cuntmara lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cuntmara fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Bleak swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Bleak takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Cuntmara takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bleak avoids the body shot from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bleak is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bleak misses with a left hand
and Cuntmara counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cuntmara swings for the body but Bleak moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Bleak on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cuntmara missing with a left hand there. Bleak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cuntmara throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bleak stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick which misses Bleak's front leg but catches the back leg as Bleak tries to avoid it.
Bleak stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cuntmara.
Bleak takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Cuntmara jabs at Bleak's body.
Cuntmara throws a good cross that connects.
Cuntmara scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bleak jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cuntmara throws a quick inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Cuntmara misses the target.
A head kick misses from Cuntmara.
Bleak looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bleak misses with an uppercut. Cuntmara saw that one coming.
Bleak misses with a left hand
and Cuntmara counters with a head kick. That will keep Bleak thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
And that's the end of the fight!
Ibrahim Cuntmara showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cuntmara has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight for Ibrahim Cuntmara!
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight for Ibrahim Cuntmara!
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight for Ibrahim Cuntmara!
Ibrahim Cuntmara wins by unanimous decision!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ibrahim Cuntmara thanked NARCOS for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
Wulfgang Bleak was interviewed post fight and said 'I don't mind the pain, it helps remember the lesson. Great job by my opponent, he earned it. But I will be back!'.
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energy
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hype
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