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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Natalia Pisswater (ranked 45 p4p, 414 weight class) and Ray White (ranked 3 p4p, 32 weight class). White has chosen HonestKey- Change as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ray White was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ray White!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Trevor Gratis and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pisswater moves into the clinch.
White looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as White controls the action.
Pisswater tries a body shot but White blocks it.
Pisswater misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by White.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by White.
Pisswater has White pressed against the cage.
Pisswater lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Pisswater slips a nice elbow through White's hands, connecting with White's forehead.
White has hold of Pisswater's hands but Pisswater slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Pisswater throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Pisswater tries to stand but can't do so whilst White controls his leg.
Pisswater has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pisswater working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on White's thigh. White counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pisswater with a nice head shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
White looking for a sweep. Not yet White, not yet.
White looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
White is looking for a triangle but Pisswater pushes his legs off easily.
Pisswater wants to pass the guard but White is keeping the position.
White is looking for a triangle here but Pisswater uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Pisswater lands some shots froms side control.
White wants to control but Pisswater postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater cracks White with a big elbow.
We've been hearing that Pisswater has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
White avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Pisswater.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
White manages to get back to half guard.
Pisswater drops an elbow to the side of White's head.
Pisswater tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
White is trying to get back to full guard.
Pisswater is thwarting White's attempts to control the position.
Pisswater scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
White is staying active underneath Pisswater, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
White is trying to control but can't.
White tries to get to full guard but Pisswater has control of the leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater wants to work for an arm triangle but White is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Pisswater scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Pisswater seems to be looking for submissions.
White looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pisswater tries to stand but can't do so whilst White controls his leg.
Pisswater missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pisswater is working for a kimura but White is defending it quite comfortably.
White wants to improve his position but Pisswater is controlling well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks White with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pisswater looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
White trying to control but Pisswater postures up.
White taking some punishment here, with Pisswater in his half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Pisswater connects with a nice short shot to White's temple.
Pisswater has decided to stand back up but his arm is trapped. Whilst he's worrying about his arm, White works to full guard.
Pisswater stands up over White, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater postures up in White's guard and throws a big left but White blocks it.
Pisswater throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as White works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
White escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Pisswater gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Pisswater with a nice head shot there.
Pisswater loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
White is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
White working for a triangle but Pisswater defends it easily.
White keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Pisswater slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater distracts White with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
White is looking for a triangle here but Pisswater uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Pisswater wants to lay and pray for a moment but White keeps working.
White is looking to reverse the position.
Pisswater lands a few punches from side control.
Pisswater working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
White tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Pisswater wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Pisswater trying to control the position but White is working away.
Pisswater lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
White gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Pisswater trying to control the action but White is working from the bottom.
White is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pisswater scores with a couple of nice shots.
Pisswater takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
White is trying to maintain the position but Pisswater is very close to passing his half guard.
Pisswater stalling away here and it's allowed White to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
White had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Pisswater defends it easily.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Pisswater throws a big right hand that misses.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater lands a couple of digs.
White working for a triangle but Pisswater defends it easily.
White keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Pisswater landing some decent shots from guard.
White working a defensive guard here.
White working for a triangle but Pisswater defends it easily.
Pisswater won't allow White to sweep him here.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater wants to control from the top but White keeps moving.
White has a closed guard, preventing Pisswater from standing up.
Pisswater trying to control but White is working from the bottom.
Pisswater trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Pisswater works over White with some ground and pound from guard.
Pisswater is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Pisswater avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater landing with the ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Natalia Pisswater dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A jab from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater sizes up White with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
White shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pisswater as he jumps to the side.
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on White's shoulder, as White tries to avoid the shot.
White fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
White lands a lovely overhand right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pisswater tries to clinch but White is having none of it.
Pisswater is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that White can do to turn this around?
Pisswater misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
White lands a lovely overhand right.
Pisswater ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
White throws an off balance right hand
and Pisswater counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pisswater slips a straight right by White.
Pisswater throws an uppercut from half a mile away. White sees it coming and avoids it easily.
White scores with a body shot.
Pisswater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as White throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater looks to land a left hand but White moved out of range nicely.
White feints the counter takedown.
White scores with a hook.
White keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - White throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
White ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pisswater moves away.
Pisswater takes one to the chin there.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisswater cracks White with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. White doesn't seem bothered though.
White scores with a nice right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater punishes White's body with a nice straight punch.
Pisswater takes a swing at White's ribcage but misses.
A swing and a miss from Pisswater.
White misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
White with the counter takedown but Pisswater avoids it easily.
Pisswater connects with a single shot there.
Pisswater misses with a body shot.
White tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pisswater was well out of range. Poor timing from White.
Some wild striking there from Pisswater.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater misses with a body shot.
White is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Pisswater takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pisswater clinches with his opponent.
White goes for a takedown attempt but Pisswater pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Nice jab there from Pisswater.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a nice jab.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
White takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
An inside leg kick from Pisswater misses.
White swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
White tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
White throws a hook to the side of Pisswater's head but Pisswater sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pisswater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pisswater is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by White.
White throws a lazy right hand but Pisswater sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pisswater throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And White tries to counter it with a takedown but Pisswater pushes his down on his head and steps out.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater lands with a shot to the body.
White scores with a body shot.
Pisswater throws a body punch but White moves out of range.
White throws a shot from downtown. Pisswater moves away and avoids it.
White lands a nice looking body shot.
Pisswater moves into the clinch.
Pisswater lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
White tries to break the clinch but Pisswater is controlling the position.
Pisswater misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pisswater misses with the head strike.
Pisswater prevents a takedown attempt there.
Natalia Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ray White.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as White controls the action.
Pisswater prevents a body shot from White.
Pisswater lands a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for White.
White blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Pisswater on the inside.
White gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Pisswater doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pisswater manages to break the clinch.
Pisswater takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pisswater misses with a few strikes there.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
White looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
White misses with a straight left.
Pisswater stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pisswater doesn't manage to clinch there - White circles away.
A cross from White lands.
Pisswater lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
White wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pisswater gets caught flat footed, as White shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing White from controlling successfully.
Pisswater tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
White controlling from the top position.
Pisswater is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst White is controlling him.
Pisswater is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
White trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pisswater not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Natalia Pisswater dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Pisswater lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but White circles away quickly and effectively.
Pisswater throws a shot to the body.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And White tries to counter it with a takedown but Pisswater pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from White.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
White gets a takedown into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater is looking to improve his position.
Pisswater moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
White throws a big right hand that misses.
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and White defends well.
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and White defends well.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
White wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving.
White stops Pisswater from standing up.
White trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
White won't allow Pisswater to sweep him here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
White wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells White's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pisswater is looking for a triangle but White pushes his legs off easily.
Pisswater is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Pisswater looking to hit a scissor sweep but White is one step ahead there.
White trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
Pisswater working for submissions but it's allowed White to get to half guard.
Pisswater is looking for a sweep. White is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
White is trying to control the action in half guard but Pisswater is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Pisswater gets back to full guard.
Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but White can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
White postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
White stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Pisswater swivels though and keeps the full guard.
White is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
White distracts Pisswater with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Pisswater trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. White defends it easily.
Pisswater is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
White trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as White accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Pisswater looking for a guillotine here but White defends easily.
White lands a couple of digs.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
White cracks Pisswater with a solid left hand.
Pisswater lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Pisswater stands up over White, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
White has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Pisswater can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pisswater trying to control but White is working from the bottom.
Pisswater lands a couple of decent looking shots.
White is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pisswater defends well.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of White's head.
Pisswater with a nice head shot there.
Pisswater postures up.
White is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Pisswater chips away with some ground and pound.
White is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pisswater's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pisswater is working White over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Pisswater with a nice head shot there.
Natalia Pisswater overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Pisswater throws a big elbow that misses.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
White bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Pisswater's guard.
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and White defends well.
Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but White can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pisswater can't keep his opponent in guard - White advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Ray White has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pisswater is looking to improve his position.
Pisswater is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but White pulls his head out easily.
White takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
White trying to control from half guard but Pisswater is working away.
Pisswater wants to control but White is keeping busy and won't allow it.
White working the head and body with strikes.
Pisswater wants to get back to full guard.
Pisswater looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pisswater is refusing to be controlled, as White sits in half guard.
White looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
White working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
White wants to take a breather but Pisswater is having none of it.
White missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
White tries to pass to full mount but Pisswater defends it.
Natalia Pisswater is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater tries to roll over but White keeps him under control.
White thows a huge punch but Pisswater dodges it nicely.
Pisswater controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Pisswater is trying to control but can't.
White thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pisswater's head.
White is thwarting Pisswater's attempts to control the position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
White throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ray White.
Well Pisswater has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Natalia Pisswater!
A very excited looking Natalia Pisswater made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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