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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 211 p4p, 23751 weight class) and Bruno Berinjela (ranked 30 p4p, 499 weight class). Kreischer comes to the cage accompanied by Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone. Berinjela has chosen “Yoda” by Weird Al as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Bruno Berinjela!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurstr�m, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnem�ki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Kreischer misses the target.
Kreischer misses with a lunging right hand
and Berinjela cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Berinjela throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kreischer misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Berinjela! But no joy.
Berinjela scores with a jab to the head.
Kreischer misses with a hook.
A little jabbing left from Berinjela on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Berinjela staying out of range there.
Berinjela swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Berinjela bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Berinjela bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kreischer throws out a loose jab but Berinjela uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kreischer has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Berinjela.
Kreischer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Berinjela.
Kreischer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Berinjela.
Kreischer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Berinjela sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Berinjela lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kreischer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kreischer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kreischer appears to be looking for a big counter.
Berinjela feints and then cracks Kreischer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kreischer down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Berinjela fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kreischer on the side of the head.
Berinjela is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Nice defenses there by Berinjela.
Berinjela fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kreischer on the side of the head.
No joy there for Kreischer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Berinjela staying out of range there.
Kreischer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Berinjela.
Berinjela throws a sloppy head kick and Kreischer moves out of range easily.
Berinjela defending well as Kreischer loads up on a big left hand.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Berinjela! But no joy.
Berinjela is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kreischer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Berinjela's head backwards.
Berinjela defending well as Kreischer loads up on a big left hand.
Kreischer backing away here, and Berinjela unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Kreischer fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Berinjela, pushing him back against the cage.
Berinjela creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kreischer's defenses.
Berinjela comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Herbert Kreischer has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Berinjela comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Knees to the body from Kreischer.
Berinjela throws a head punch that misses.
Kreischer pushes Berinjela back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer misses with a knee strike.
Berinjela misses with some punches.
Kreischer struggles to land a body shot inside as Berinjela controls his hands.
Kreischer tries a knee to the head but Berinjela blocks it.
Kreischer scores with a shoulder strike.
Kreischer blocks a body shot from Berinjela.
Berinjela misses with some punches.
Berinjela lands a nice elbow.
Kreischer lands with a short shot to the head.
Berinjela misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kreischer.
Kreischer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kreischer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Berinjela tries a body shot but Kreischer blocks it.
Berinjela misses with a body punch.
Berinjela looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kreischer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Berinjela misses with a body punch.
Kreischer can't find room to land a body shot as Berinjela controls the action.
Berinjela breaks from the clinch.
Kreischer connects with a looping right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bruno Berinjela will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Herbert Kreischer's cut.
That's time! Kreischer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Berinjela walks into a jab.
Berinjela is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Berinjela takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Berinjela is still on wobbly legs! Can Kreischer finish him?
Berinjela walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Kreischer! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Herbert Kreischer!
Herbert Kreischer retains his heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Herbert Kreischer thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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hype
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pop
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