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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Wahwah (ranked 661 p4p, 789 weight class) and Alexus Argento (ranked 87 p4p, 103 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 cm 30 280 18 - 15 - 0 |
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190 cm 34 264 19 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class MT Granite chin |
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Good wrestler Excellent MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 18 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kimbo Wahwah! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alexus Argento! The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight. Wahwah throws out a leg kick but Argento moves out of range and Wahwah only half commits. And Argento tries to counter it with a takedown but Wahwah pushes his down on his head and steps out. Argento slips a jab from Wahwah. Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well. Argento ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Argento feints the counter takedown. A big left from Wahwah misses. And Argento tries to counter it with a takedown but Wahwah pushes his down on his head and steps out. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Wahwah pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Argento with the counter takedown but Wahwah avoids it easily. Wahwah misses with a straight left. Argento with the counter takedown but Wahwah avoids it easily. We've been told by Wahwah's head coaches at Crapollas Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Wahwah misses with a hook. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Wahwah missing with a left hand there. Argento was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Argento avoids the head kick by Wahwah.
And Argento tries to counter it with a takedown but Wahwah pushes his down on his head and steps out. Wahwah misses with a looping left. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Wahwah misses with a few strikes there.
Argento feints the counter takedown.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Argento avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Wahwah loads up on a big right hand but Argento slips the punch. And Argento tries to counter it with a takedown but Wahwah pushes his down on his head and steps out. Wahwah throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Argento defending well as Wahwah loads up on a big left hand. And Argento tries to counter it with a takedown but Wahwah pushes his down on his head and steps out. Wahwah swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Argento staying out of range there. Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well. Kimbo Wahwah seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Wahwah misses with a low kick. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Argento uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wahwah. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Wahwah wants to land a leg kick but Argento is out of range. Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Wahwah throws the left hand but Argento avoids the punch easily. Argento with the counter takedown but Wahwah avoids it easily.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Wahwah looks to land a right hand but Argento moved out of range. Argento with the counter takedown but Wahwah avoids it easily. A big left from Wahwah misses. Argento feints the counter takedown. Wahwah throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Argento sees it coming and avoids it easily. Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well. Argento checks the leg kick nicely there.
Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Argento has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Wahwah is landing a low percentage of strikes. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! A jab from Wahwah misses. Argento with the counter takedown but Wahwah avoids it easily. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kimbo Wahwah dominated that round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Wahwah plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
 It looks like Alexus Argento has been cut. Wahwah pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Argento dodges the punch combination from Wahwah.
Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Wahwah loads up on a big right hand but Argento slips the punch. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Wahwah throws a jab when Argento was well out of range. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Wahwah throws a big shot that misses. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Argento ducks under a wild hook from Wahwah. Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Wahwah tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Argento was well out of range. Poor timing from Wahwah. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Wahwah throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Wahwah waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Argento. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Argento bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Wahwah throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Argento moves out of range of the body kick. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Wahwah is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Argento's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. A looping hook to the body misses from Wahwah. Argento does a little dance to reset his feet. Argento with the counter takedown but Wahwah avoids it easily. Wahwah with a nice calf kick.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Wahwah wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Wahwah takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. A looping hook to the body misses from Wahwah. Argento does a little dance to reset his feet. Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well. Argento has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wahwah.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Wahwah misses the body punch
and Argento counters with a nice double leg into half guard. Argento lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. Argento not landing any meaningful shots this time. Argento thows a huge punch but Wahwah dodges it nicely.
Argento slips a nice elbow through Wahwah's hands, connecting with Wahwah's forehead. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Wahwah wants to control but Argento is keeping busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Argento missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. Wahwah avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Argento. Wahwah is looking for a sweep. Argento is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kimbo Wahwah dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Alexus Argento's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Wahwah throws a looping overhand right but Argento ducks down to avoid it. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Alexus Argento has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Argento checks the leg kick nicely there.
Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Wahwah tries to clinch but Argento is having none of it. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Wahwah misses with an attempted mid kick.
Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Wahwah scores with a crisp jab that stopped Argento in his tracks.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Wahwah pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Wahwah throws a jab but it's blocked by Argento. Argento feints the counter takedown. Wahwah missing with a left hand there. Argento was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well. Nice body punch from Wahwah. Wahwah throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Kimbo Wahwah is winning the standup battle so far.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Wahwah scores with a sloppy right hand. Argento should have avoided that one. Wahwah misses with a hook. Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Wahwah missing with a left hand there. Argento was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Argento changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Wahwah lands with a nice body punch. Argento checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Wahwah bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Argento's head backwards. Argento takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. A telegraphed right hand from Wahwah misses the target. Argento tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Wahwah looks to land a body kick but Argento moved away. Argento with the counter takedown but Wahwah avoids it easily.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Argento on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Both fighters circling a little - Wahwah finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Wahwah misses with a straight left. Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well. Wahwah throws a looping overhand right but Argento ducks down to avoid it. Argento is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Wahwah throws a body shot but no joy. Argento drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wahwah defends it well.
And that's the end of the fight! Kimbo Wahwah showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wahwah, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:25 Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:25 Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kimbo Wahwah!
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