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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ford Kish (ranked 1995 p4p, 5264 weight class) and Zhandouji Quantou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kish's entrance music is Tom MacDonald - "Dirty Money". A fine choice. Ford Kish has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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189 cm 28 185 7 - 2 - 1 |
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180 cm 27 184 8 - 18 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt World class boxer Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler Good kicks Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of London, Ford Kish! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 8 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zhandouji Quantou! The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Steven Brown.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kish takes the fight into the clinch. I was talking to Kish's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Quantou is trying to drag Kish to the mat but Kish just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Kish softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Kish connects with a nasty looking knee right to Quantou's face.
Kish lands with a left to the head. Kish is defending well against a takedown attempt. Kish scores with an uppercut up the middle.
 Quantou is rocked! Quantou's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Quantou is still on wobbly legs! Can Kish finish him? Kish dips a shoulder and cracks Quantou with a mighty uppercut! Quantou falls back against the cage and Kish unloads with a barrage of strikes! Quantou is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Kish screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ford Kish! As Ford Kish got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: How I feel after a win? I feel like you feel once you find a dark corner to count the money you got from that 7-11 after pointing a squirt gun in their face. Like an inner city democrat. I mean... like a criminal.
Take this mic, I'm out. I get more sense from the CDC than you'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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