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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Stevie Hanselman (ranked 459 p4p, 481 weight class) and Parmesan Cheese (ranked 41 p4p, 43 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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10 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Stevie Hanselman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanselman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cheese sprawls well. Cheese wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hanselman gets slowly back to his feet.
Hanselman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sloppy strikes from Hanselman. Those never looked like landing.
Cheese slips a straight right by Hanselman.
Cheese is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cheese scores with a body shot.
Hanselman misses with a body shot.
Cheese throws out a loose jab but Hanselman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanselman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cheese counters with a left and a right that stings Hanselman.
Cheese slips a straight right by Hanselman.
Hanselman throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hanselman moves out of range of the strikes.
Hanselman lands a two punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hanselman throws a hook but Cheese avoids it easily.
Hanselman fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Hanselman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanselman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cheese.
Parmesan Cheese is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hanselman connects with a looping right hand.
Hanselman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cheese counters with a leg kick.
Cheese scores with a jab. Hanselman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hanselman throws a body punch but Cheese moves out of range.
Cheese looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cheese, as that shot connected.
Hanselman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stevie Hanselman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cheese slips a straight right by Hanselman.
Hanselman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hanselman moves out of range as Cheese throws a body kick.
Cheese slips under a jab from Hanselman.
Hanselman misses with a hook to the body
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
A shot to the body from Hanselman misses
and Cheese counters with a low kick, right behind Hanselman 's knee.
Hanselman throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Cheese. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cheese throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanselman closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Cheese's guard.
Hanselman trying to control the position from guard on top but Cheese is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hanselman controls from within his opponent's guard.
Cheese has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Hanselman wants to control from the top but Cheese keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Hanselman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hanselman walks into a stiff left hand from Cheese.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hanselman shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Cheese manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Cheese seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Cheese keeping moving, preventing Hanselman from controlling successfully.
Cheese wants to sweep but no luck.
Cheese is pulling down on Hanselman's head. It's preventing any offense from Hanselman, at least for the moment.
Hanselman throws a big elbow that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Parmesan Cheese will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Hanselman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheese manages to avoid it.
Cheese misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hanselman.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hanselman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cheese's waist but Cheese gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hanselman off to one side.
Hanselman tries to score a power double leg takedown but Cheese sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hanselman somewhat.
Hanselman takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hanselman throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a good, hard body kick but Hanselman shrugs it off.
Hanselman shoots in for a takedown but Cheese shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stevie Hanselman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cheese delivers a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hanselman swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese counters with a solid body kick.
Hanselman misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
Hanselman is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Cheese's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Hanselman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cheese thinks about the counter body kick.
Parmesan Cheese seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cheese scores with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanselman misses with a jab to the body
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
Hanselman blocks a jab.
Cheese slips a jab and a cross from Hanselman.
Hanselman shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Cheese is trying to maintain the position but Hanselman is very close to passing his half guard.
Cheese is trying to get back to full guard.
Hanselman throwing shots but Cheese is blocking nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Cheese.
Cheese pulls Hanselman in close to prevent any damage.
Hanselman passes Cheese's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Cheese avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hanselman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Hanselman passes to side control.
Hanselman looking to control but instead Cheese has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Cheese is staying active underneath Hanselman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Hanselman sitting and controlling from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Cheese trying to control from the bottom.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Cheese has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Hanselman on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hanselman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Hanselman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cheese stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A big left from Hanselman misses.
Hanselman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese.
Hanselman misses with a double jab
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hanselman scores with a takedown into Cheese's guard.
Cheese pulls Hanselman in close to prevent any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Parmesan Cheese will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Cheese tries to bum rush Hanselman with a series of wild strikes but Hanselman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hanselman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cheese throws out the jab.
Hanselman changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cheese tries to avoid it but Hanselman manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cheese to the ground. Cheese escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hanselman misses with a lunging right hand
and Hanselman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cheese has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Cheese keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hanselman throws a right hand that Cheese ducks under and follows up with a left that Cheese also avoids with ease.
Cheese appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hanselman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hanselman decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Cheese is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Hanselman thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Stevie Hanselman overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hanselman tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cheese knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese is trying to maintain the position but Hanselman is very close to passing his half guard.
Hanselman tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cheese knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Cheese tries to roll over but Hanselman keeps him under control.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Cheese looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hanselman throws a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hanselman misses with a straight right.
Cheese walks into a jab.
Stevie Hanselman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hanselman is defended easily by Cheese.
Hanselman misses with a right hand
and Cheese counters with a good low kick that Hanselman was not able to check.
Hanselman shoots in for a double leg but Cheese sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stevie Hanselman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice jab there from Cheese.
Hanselman lands with a shot to the body.
Hanselman misses with a left hand
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hanselman throws a right hand that Cheese ducks under and follows up with a left that Cheese also avoids with ease.
Hanselman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Hanselman misses the body punch
and Cheese counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hanselman's knee momentarily.
Hanselman fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cheese let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cheese!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanselman moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cheese uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hanselman has time to react.
Hanselman misses with a left hand
and Hanselman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hanselman misses with a double jab
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
Cheese throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hanselman fails to land the takedown.
Cheese takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Hanselman throws an off balance right hand
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hanselman misses with a takedown
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cheese misses with a looping left.
Cheese throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hanselman misses with a takedown attempt
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hanselman takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hanselman loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Hanselman looks to score with a jab to the body but Cheese is just out of range.
Cheese blocks a jab.
Cheese has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hanselman finds it's way round the side to connect with Cheese's head.
Hanselman misses the jab.
Hanselman gets a takedown into half guard.
We've been hearing that Hanselman has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Hanselman wants to control but Cheese is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cheese is trying to control but can't.
And that's the end of the fight!
Parmesan Cheese comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Cheese winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parmesan Cheese!
A victorious Parmesan Cheese thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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FIGHT
RATING
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