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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kanye West (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Che Satomi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). West's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jesus Walks. Satomi comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Bad Boys kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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176 cm
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184 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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185 cm
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181 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kanye West! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Che Satomi! The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Satomi pushing out the jab but it's not landing. West wants to land a leg kick but Satomi is out of range. A big left from Satomi misses. Satomi misses with a wild body shot. A shot to de liver by Satomi. Beautiful body shot. Satomi throws a jab but it's blocked by West. Satomi scores with a punch to the head. Good standup being displayed there by Satomi as he connects with a hook. West throws out a leg kick but Satomi moves out of range and West only half commits. A decent looking cross lands there for West. West throws a series of punches but Satomi moves out of range. West looks to score with a jab to the body but Satomi is just out of range. A big right from Satomi misses. Satomi misses with a wild body shot. Satomi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but West manages to avoid it. Satomi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. The fighters circling - West throws out the jab but it was never going to land. West misses with a body punch
and Satomi counters with a nice uppercut. Satomi misses with a wild body shot. West staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round. A jab from Satomi misses. Satomi scores with a nice strike. Satomi misses with an uppercut. West saw that one coming. West lands with a cross. Satomi thuds a left hand into West's body. Satomi loads up on a big right hand but West slips the punch. Satomi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Satomi throws a body punch but West moves out of range. West swings and misses with a hook to the body.
West moves away from the strike by Satomi. West misses with a body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for West. That snapped Satomi's head back.
Satomi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
West misses with a wild body shot. West throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Satomi. A big left from Satomi misses. Satomi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but West circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Satomi misses with an uppercut. West is looking to wear down Satomi with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. A combination from Satomi does no damage. Satomi throws a sloppy body shot
enabling West to counter with a crisp jab. Satomi misses with a straight right. A nice leg kick lands there from West. Satomi works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. West throws a jab when Satomi was well out of range. Che Satomi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Satomi misses with a double jab.
Satomi throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Satomi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
West lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Satomi circles away quickly and effectively. Satomi shoots and misses and West counters with a one-two to the body. West avoids a punch combination nicely.
West throws a nice outside leg kick. West ducks under a wild hook from Satomi. West thows a body shot but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. West bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. West tries to bum rush Satomi with a series of wild strikes but Satomi uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Satomi moves out of range of the body kick from West.
Satomi throws a hook but West blocks it. Satomi throws a right and a left that both miss. West misses with a body shot
enabling Satomi to counter with a crisp jab. West bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Satomi looks to score with a jab to the body but West is just out of range. West bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. A jab from Satomi misses. West misses with a hook. Satomi ducked under it nicely. Satomi throws a jab when West was well out of range. Satomi lands a head shot. Satomi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from West.
Satomi takes one to the chin there. Satomi throws a hook but West blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. West on the wrong end of a nice hook. Satomi with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling West to score with a decent uppercut. West lands with a nice combination. Satomi backs away looking to recover. Satomi jabbing away but nothing is landing. West tries to move into range but Satomi moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. West connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. West throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. West defending well as Satomi loads up on a big left hand. Satomi misses with a jab to the body
and West counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. A jab from Satomi misses. West takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Satomi looks to score with a jab to the body but West is just out of range. A jab from Satomi misses. Satomi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Satomi lands with a nice body punch. Some wild striking there from West.
Satomi jabs at West's body. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kanye West dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Satomi misses with a looping right. Nice defenses there by Satomi. Satomi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from West. Satomi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as West throws out the jab. Satomi misses with an uppercut. Satomi lands a right hook to the body.
Satomi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
West misses with a combination
and Satomi counters with a nice uppercut. Satomi misses with a wild body shot. Satomi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Satomi cracks a nice hook into West's ribs. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Satomi misses the jab. West will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Satomi throws a jab when West was well out of range. Satomi tries for a takedown but West circles away easily enabling West to counter with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round. Satomi takes a swing at West's ribcage but misses. West misses with a looping right. West walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. West ducks under a wild hook from Satomi. Satomi throws a body punch but West moves out of range. Satomi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Satomi misses with a jab to the body
and West counters with a left and a right that stings Satomi. Satomi throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Satomi closes the distance and lands a one-two. Satomi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Satomi misses with an uppercut. West saw that one coming. A shot to the body from Satomi misses letting West counter with a right hand. Satomi misses the jab. A decent looking cross lands there for Satomi. Satomi connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Satomi jabbing away but nothing is landing. Kanye West is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Satomi moves out of range of the leg kick from West. West getting the better of the striking in that exchange. West bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. West lands a nice leg kick that just misses Satomi's sensitive parts. Some wild striking there from West.
Satomi lands a jab. Kanye West is winning the standup battle so far. Satomi ducks under a wild hook from West. Satomi throws a big shot that misses. West throws the left hand but Satomi avoids the punch easily. West swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Satomi misses with a hook. West ducked under it nicely. Satomi misses with an uppercut. West slips a straight right by Satomi. Satomi misses the body punch enabling West to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round. West defending well as Satomi loads up on a big left hand. Satomi slips under a jab from West. West is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Some wild striking there from West.
Satomi dodges the punch combination from West.
Satomi throws the left hand but West avoids the punch easily. West takes one to the side of the head.
Satomi slips a jab and a cross from West.
Satomi throws a sloppy body shot
and West counters with a three punch combo that has Satomi backing up. Satomi nods at West to acknowledge the strikes. West thows a left - swing and a miss! West keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Satomi swings and misses with a shot to the body and West counters with a nice uppercut. West ducks under a wild hook from Satomi. Satomi misses with a body shot
and West counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Satomi misses with the combination.
West is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Satomi gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Satomi avoids the head kick by West.
Satomi avoids the body shot from West.
A shot to the body from Satomi misses and West counters with an inside leg kick. Satomi misses with a looping right. Satomi throws a lazy right hand but West sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Satomi with a jab. Satomi lands a body shot.
Satomi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but West moves out of range and avoids them all easily. West avoids a punch combination nicely.
West throws a big shot that misses. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kanye West dominated that second round. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
West misses with a wild combination.
Satomi darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Satomi misses with a double jab
and West counters with a lovely shot to the body. Satomi looks to throw the jab but West is out of range. Satomi throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Satomi swings and misses with a shot to the body letting West counter with a right hand. Satomi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Satomi throws a hook but West avoids it easily. Satomi swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and West counters with a lovely straight right hand! Satomi doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Satomi loads up on a big right hand but West slips the punch. West keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Satomi. Satomi throws a looping overhand right but West ducks down to avoid it. Satomi falls off balance throwing a combination
and West counters with a series of strikes. Satomi will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round. West drops his hands momentarily and Satomi takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. West slips a straight right by Satomi. Satomi throws a shot from downtown. West moves away and avoids it. Satomi bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps West's head backwards. West takes a swing at Satomi's ribcage but misses. Satomi throws the left hand but West avoids the punch easily. Satomi falls off balance throwing a combination
and West counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Satomi throws a sloppy body shot
and West counters with a series of strikes. Satomi will be more careful next time no doubt. West uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Satomi. A big right from West misses. Satomi misses with a body shot
and West makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Satomi takes a swing at West's ribcage but misses. West throws a combination. Satomi tries to block but a couple of punches get through. West closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A jab from Satomi finds it's way through West's defenses. West looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Satomi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but West circles away quickly and effectively. Satomi jabs at West's body. A swing and a miss from Satomi. Satomi swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and West counters with a stiff right hand. West slips a jab from Satomi. Satomi misses with a hook to the body
and West counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. A jab from Satomi misses. West avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Satomi takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Satomi missing with a left hand there. West was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. West misses with a jab to the body
and Satomi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Satomi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by West. Satomi misses with a looping left.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Satomi throws a lazy right hand but West sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. West moves out of range as Satomi strikes. Satomi throws the left hand but West avoids the punch easily. Satomi throws a hook but West blocks it. Satomi throws a sloppy body shot
enabling West to counter with a crisp jab. West swinging wilding here.
West misses with a body kick. The fighters circling - Satomi throws out the jab but it was never going to land. West slips a straight right by Satomi. Satomi misses with a looping left. West keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Satomi. Satomi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but West moves away. West keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Satomi throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and West counters with a two punch combo. Che Satomi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Satomi just misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. West staying out of range there. Satomi misses with a shot to the body and West counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Satomi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Satomi scores with a hook. West uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satomi.
Satomi throws a shot from downtown. West moves away and avoids it. West uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satomi.
Satomi waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract West. West scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
West avoids the body shot from Satomi.
Satomi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. West misses with a double jab
and Satomi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Satomi misses with a hook. West comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
And that's the end of the fight! Kanye West showed his dominance in that final round. Well West has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge George Francis scores the fight for Kanye West! Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Kanye West! Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Kanye West!
Kanye West wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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