PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Vinnie Vector (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vector comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica : Whiplash. Spliffs is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Vector
vs
Spliffs

190 cm
24
195 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

190 cm
24
195 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

WIN Nutritional

Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vinnie Vector!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolen Spliffs!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vector has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Vinnie Vector has been cut.
Spliffs bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Spliffs smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Vector slips a straight right by Spliffs.
Spliffs throws a series of strikes that have Vector backpedaling.
Spliffs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Vector doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Spliffs scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vector lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Vector on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Vector tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Vector tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vector throws a leg kick but Spliffs checks it.
Vector attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Spliffs.
Vector moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Spliffs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vector moves away.
Spliffs comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Spliffs looks to score with a jab to the body but Vector is just out of range.
Spliffs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vector manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vector fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spliffs is out of range.
Vector keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spliffs.
Vector moves in looking to clinch but Spliffs pushes him off.
Vector slips a jab from Spliffs.
Spliffs buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spliffs chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Vector can pounce on him.
Vector drops his hands momentarily and Spliffs takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Vector showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spliffs.
Spliffs misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vector misses with a looping left.
Vector ducks under a wild hook from Spliffs.
A bone on bone clash there as Vector blocks the leg kick.
Spliffs jabs at Vector's body.
Spliffs blocks a jab.
Spliffs circles away from the clinch attempt.
Spliffs misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Spliffs jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Vector looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs throws a leg kick

and Vector counters by clinching up.
Spliffs lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Spliffs wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Vector lands an elbow just above Spliffs 's eye.
Vector trying to land knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vector.
Vector with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Vector missing with knees to the body.
Vector tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spliffs avoids it.
Vector tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Vector lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Spliffs or not.
Vector throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Vector crunches a lovely knee into Spliffs's ribcage.
Vector tries a knee to the head but Spliffs blocks it.
Vector tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Spliffs lands a hook that snaps the head of Vector backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Spliffs escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vector takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Spliffs connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vinnie Vector's cut.
That's time! Vector's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A low kick from Vector is predictable there
letting Spliffs counter with a right hand.
Spliffs getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Vector lands with a hook. Spliffs tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Vector is looking to chop away at Spliffs's legs.
Vector misses with the body kick
and Spliffs counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vector thinking.
Spliffs circles away from the clinch attempt
and Spliffs counters with a nice uppercut.
Vector does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vector moves out of range of the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Vector misses the target.
Vector thumps Spliffs with a low kick.
Spliffs lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vector at a distance.
Vector connects with a solid leg kick.
Vector walks into a straight right hand from Spliffs.
Spliffs throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Vector counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Spliffs wants to break free but Vector has control.
Spliffs is working Vector over against the cage.
Spliffs wants to get back to striking at distance but Vector won't allow it.
Vector throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Spliffs blocks it with crossed arms.
Spliffs softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Spliffs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vector misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spliffs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spliffs tries to circle away but Vector has him pinned against the cage.

Spliffs's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Vector throws a leg kick but Spliffs sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Spliffs throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vector sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Vector pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Vector looks to clinch
and Spliffs counters with a nice uppercut.
Vector takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Spliffs just misses with a punch to the body.
Spliffs feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Vector's calf.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vector fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Spliffs checks it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Vector checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Vector tries to clinch up.
Vector will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Spliffs throws a low kick but it's checked well by Vector.
Vector keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Vector tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spliffs is able to avoid easily.
Spliffs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vector was well out of range. Poor timing from Spliffs.
Spliffs circles away from the clinch attempt
and Spliffs counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Spliffs tests Vector's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spliffs tries to bum rush Vector with a series of wild strikes but Vector uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vector throws a leg kick but Spliffs checks it.
Vector tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spliffs swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Vector closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A frustrated look appears on Spliffs's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Spliffs wants to break free but Vector has control.
Vector crunches a lovely knee into Spliffs's ribcage.
Vector keeps control of Spliffs as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Vector tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spliffs avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Vinnie Vector's cut.
That's time! Vector's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Spliffs loads up on a big right hand but Vector slips the punch.
A low kick from Spliffs misses
and Vector counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Vector throws a big shot that misses.
Spliffs misses the body punch
and Vector makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Spliffs falls off balance throwing a combination
and Vector counters with a good low kick that Spliffs was not able to check.
Vector tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spliffs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spliffs throws a head kick that misses
and Vector counters with a nice body kick.
Vector misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffs avoids a punch combination nicely.
Spliffs takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A punch lands to the side of Vector 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Vector defending well as Spliffs loads up on a big left hand.
Spliffs misses with a looping right.
Vector misses with a looping left.
An inside leg kick lands from Vector.

Vector clinches up with Spliffs and pushes him back against the cage.
Vector lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Vector misses with a knee to the head.
Vector working Spliffs over with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vector tries a knee to the head but Spliffs blocks it.
A short right from Vector on the inside.
Vector trying to land knees to the body.
Vector misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spliffs tries to break the clinch but Vector is controlling the position.
Vector lands an elbow that stopped Spliffs in his tracks for a moment.
Spliffs lands with a left to the head.
Vector tries to throw a body punch but Spliffs avoids it by throwing Vector back against the cage.
Spliffs wants to break the clinch but can't.
Spliffs avoiding damage as Vector throws knees to the body.
Vector connects with a knee to the head.
Spliffs is working Vector over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Spliffs.
Vinnie Vector has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vector is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spliffs is defending well for now.
Vector is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spliffs is defending well for now.
Spliffs is looking to break free of the clinch but Vector has double underhooks.
Vector landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Vector throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Spliffs avoiding damage as Vector throws knees to the body.
Vector comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Vector looking to throw knees to the head but Spliffs is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vector has Spliffs pressed against the cage, preventing Spliffs from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Spliffs scores with a hook to the body.
Spliffs wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Vector tries to land knees in the clinch but Spliffs avoids the damage to the body.
Vector lands an elbow inside.
Spliffs tries to break the clinch but Vector is controlling the position.
Vector tries to land a knee to the head but Spliffs blocks with his arms.
Vector tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Spliffs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Spliffs breaks from the clinch.
Vector loads up on a big right hand but Spliffs slips the punch.
Vector checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Vector wants to clinch but Spliffs slips to the side
and Spliffs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Decent striking displayed by Spliffs there.
Vector slips under a jab from Spliffs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vector is looking to land body kicks.
Vector checks the leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Spliffs misses the target.
Spliffs throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spliffs misses with an uppercut. Vector saw that one coming.
Spliffs scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spliffs lands a body shot.
A head kick misses from Vector.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vinnie Vector showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Spliffs has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rolen Spliffs!