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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Roger D Roger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sami Kolari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roger's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jedi Mind Tricks - On the Eve of War (Instrumental). Sami Kolari is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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155 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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173 cm
25
155 lbs
9 - 4 - 1 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Roger D Roger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sami Kolari!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Roger looks to score with a jab to the body but Kolari is just out of range.
Kolari tries to clinch there but Roger circles away.
Roger listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kolari throws a low kick, looking for Roger's leg but Roger calmly moves out of range.
Roger lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Roger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Roger checks a leg kick.
Roger misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roger blocks a head kick by Kolari.
Roger scores with a punch to the head.
Roger looks to score with a jab to the body but Kolari is just out of range.
Kolari uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Roger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolari uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Roger.
Kolari takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kolari on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Roger. Roger obviously looking to wear him down.
Kolari slips a jab from Roger.
Roger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kolari throws a wild body kick that Roger sees coming a mile off.
Roger moves out of range of the body kick from Kolari.
Jab, jab by Roger - just one landing.
Kolari throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kolari takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kolari thows a left - swing and a miss!
Roger throws a leg kick that is checked
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Roger.
Kolari thows a leg kick but Roger checks it
and Roger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Roger throws out a loose jab but Kolari uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kolari fails to land the takedown.
Roger misses with the body kick
and Kolari counters with a good low kick that Roger was not able to check.
Roger connects with a jab.
Roger takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kolari will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Roger scores with the left hand. Kolari knows he should have avoided that one.
Roger scores with a jab. Kolari acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Roger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kolari turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kolari moves out of range of the strikes.
Roger throws a shot from downtown. Kolari moves away and avoids it.
Roger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kolari moves out of range as Roger strikes.
Kolari slips under a jab from Roger.
Kolari misses with the combination.
Roger missing with a left hand there. Kolari was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kolari walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kolari throws a leg kick that is checked
and Roger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kolari lands a high kick!
Kolari throws a sloppy head kick and Roger moves out of range easily.
Roger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Roger works the jab nicely.
Roger throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kolari stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kolari tries a head kick but it misses.
Kolari lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Roger misses with a straight right.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kolari lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Roger has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Roger and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Some wild striking there from Roger.
Kolari ducks under a wild hook from Roger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roger D Roger dominated that round.
That's time! Roger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Roger tests Kolari's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Roger tries to bum rush Kolari with a series of wild strikes but Kolari uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kolari tries a head kick but it misses.
Roger D Roger is winning the standup battle so far.
Roger moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kolari tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A leg kick checked by Roger.
Kolari tries to close the distance and clinch up but Roger swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Roger throws a sloppy body shot
and Kolari makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kolari takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kolari is looking to score with low kicks.
Roger with a nice cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolari walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Roger checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kolari thows a body shot but no joy.
Roger is looking to land body kicks.
Roger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kolari.
Kolari misses with a hook to the body
and Roger counters with a right hand to the body.
Kolari tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Roger connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kolari's hands.
Kolari misses with a wild body shot.
Kolari throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Roger to counter with a crisp jab.
Kolari thows a leg kick but Roger checks it
and Roger counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Roger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Roger lands.
Kolari has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kolari ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Roger moves away.
Kolari walks into a jab.
A big left from Roger misses.
Roger avoids the body shot from Kolari.
A big left from Roger misses.
Kolari throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Roger.
Kolari is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Roger rather than just go for the knockout.
Kolari swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Roger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Roger loads up on a big right hand but Kolari slips the punch.
Kolari ducks under a wild hook from Roger.
Kolari lands with a kick to the temple. Roger shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Roger both land. Nice combination.
It looks like Sami Kolari has been cut.
Roger connects with the punch.
Roger swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Roger lands a jab to the nose.
Roger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kolari tries to clinch but Roger is having none of it.
Kolari throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Roger scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kolari tries to clinch there but Roger circles away.
Roger wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roger keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Roger throws the left hand but Kolari avoids the punch easily.
Roger stuns Kolari with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Roger stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Roger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kolari.
Kolari looks to throw a body kick
letting Roger counter with a right hand.
Roger catches Kolari with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Kolari might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Roger has got the better of the exchanges.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A shot to the body from Kolari misses
and Roger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kolari with a lazy takedown attempt
and Roger counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Kolari is breathing heavily.
Roger connects with a right hand. Kolari shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roger D Roger dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sami Kolari's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Roger cracks Kolari with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kolari throws a lazy head kick
and Roger counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Roger cracks Kolari with a good jab.
Kolari ducks under a wild hook from Roger.
Roger missing with a left hand there. Kolari was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Roger connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Roger thows a body shot but no joy.
Kolari slips a jab from Roger.
Kolari keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Roger.
Kolari fails with the takedown
letting Roger counter with a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Roger misses its intended target.
Kolari throws a leg kick
and Roger counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kolari uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Roger.
A cross from Roger lands.
Kolari fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Roger.
Kolari throws a sloppy body shot
and Roger counters with a nice uppercut.
Kolari ducks under a wild hook from Roger.
Roger throws out a loose jab but Kolari uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kolari moves out of range as Roger strikes.
A head kick by Kolari misses
and Roger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kolari on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Roger. Roger obviously looking to wear him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kolari is looking to chop away at Roger's legs.
Roger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kolari was well out of range. Poor timing from Roger.
Roger lands a jab.
Roger lands a glancing blow to the side of Kolari's head.
Kolari ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kolari misses with a takedown
and Roger counters with a straight right hand.
Sami Kolari has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Roger slaps away a takedown attempt from Kolari, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Roger D Roger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sami Kolari.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kolari lands a slapping body shot.
Roger blocks a head kick by Kolari.
Kolari moves in looking to clinch but Roger pushes him off.
Roger scores with a jab to the head.
Roger throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Roger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kolari moves away.
Roger looks to throw the jab but Kolari is out of range.
Kolari ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Roger moves away.
Roger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Roger D Roger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roger scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Roger throws a lazy right hand but Kolari sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Roger cracks Kolari with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Roger slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kolari moves away from the strike by Roger.
Kolari has his takedown stuffed
and Roger counters with a straight right hand.
Roger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Roger throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Roger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Roger connects with a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Roger D Roger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Roger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:26
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:26
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roger D Roger!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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