PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Qing Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Redd Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kong's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, PRIDE. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Redd Meat was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kong
vs
Meat

177 cm
21
169 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

179 cm
19
165 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Conviction
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Qing Kong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Redd Meat!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kong lands a nice shot to the body.
Kong fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Meat throws the left hand but Kong avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meat. Kong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kong bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Meat tries to clinch but Kong is having none of it.
Meat connects with a jab.
Meat swings away with a body shot that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Meat looks gassed!
Meat avoids the body shot from Kong.
Meat feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kongs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Meat has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kong.
Redd Meat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meat moves in looking to clinch but Kong pushes him off.
Kong lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Meat at a distance.
Kong moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A cross from Kong lands.
Kong throws a head kick that half lands.
Meat takes one on the button.

Meat is rocked!
Kong connects with a stiff jab that staggers Meat - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Qing Kong!