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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Berkshire Hathaway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tame. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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187 cm
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210 lbs
26 - 13 - 0 |
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Berkshire Hathaway!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McThornbody attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hathaway avoids the head kick by McThornbody.
Hathaway throws a right hand that McThornbody ducks under and follows up with a left that McThornbody also avoids with ease.
McThornbody thows a left - swing and a miss!
McThornbody throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McThornbody goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McThornbody with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hathaway has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McThornbody finds it's way round the side to connect with Hathaway's head.
McThornbody misses with a straight right.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hathaway looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gristle McThornbody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hathaway lands a jab to McThornbody's midsection.
Hathaway avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hathaway uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McThornbody.
McThornbody is looking to score with low kicks.
A head kick by McThornbody misses
and Hathaway counters with a nice uppercut.
McThornbody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hathaway moves away.
Hathaway takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hathaway uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McThornbody.
McThornbody takes a swing at Hathaway's ribcage but misses.
McThornbody throws a front kick aimed at Hathaway's knee but Hathaway avoids it well.
McThornbody misses with a lunging right hand
and Hathaway counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big left from Hathaway misses.
McThornbody listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hathaway connects with a good right hand that stumbles McThornbody. McThornbody circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McThornbody throws a push kick but Hathaway slaps the foot to one side.
Hathaway tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McThornbody swivels and escapes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hathaway punishes McThornbody's body with a nice straight punch.
Hathaway feints and as McThornbody raises his hands in defense, Hathaway changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hathaway missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McThornbody kicks Hathaway off and gets to his feet.
Hathaway misses with an uppercut. McThornbody saw that one coming.
Hathaway moves away from the strike by McThornbody.
McThornbody misses the shot to the body.
Hathaway throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McThornbody sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hathaway looks to score with a jab to the body but McThornbody is just out of range.
McThornbody lands a leg kick that knocks Hathaway off balance momentarily.
McThornbody throws a lazy uppercut
and Hathaway counters with a two punch combo.
McThornbody throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
McThornbody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hathaway throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hathaway fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McThornbody avoids it really well and circles away.
McThornbody throws a wild body kick that Hathaway sees coming a mile off.
Hathaway darts in trying to clinch
and McThornbody counters with a left and a right that stings Hathaway.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hathaway moves away.
Hathaway's jab looks to have found its range, popping McThornbody under the eye.
McThornbody sizes up Hathaway with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McThornbody goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McThornbody dips to his left and cracks Hathaway with an uppercut!
McThornbody lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hathaway takes a step back to recover.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hathaway avoids the head kick by McThornbody.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gristle McThornbody dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
McThornbody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McThornbody misses with a straight left.
McThornbody misses with a hook.
Hathaway has a takedown stuffed.
McThornbody wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McThornbody pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hathaway feints and as McThornbody raises his hands in defense, Hathaway changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hathaway trying to control but McThornbody is working from the bottom.
McThornbody is adopting a defensive guard.
McThornbody avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hathaway throws a big elbow that misses.
Hathaway lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Hathaway postures up in McThornbody's guard and throws a big left but McThornbody blocks it.
Hathaway throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McThornbody trying to keep a closed guard but Hathaway is proving a slippery customer.
McThornbody working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hathaway.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hathaway accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hathaway looking to pass the guard.
McThornbody is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hathaway is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hathaway trying to control but McThornbody is working from the bottom.
McThornbody tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hathaway postures up in McThornbody's guard and throws a big left but McThornbody blocks it.
Hathaway advances position into side control!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hathaway tries to move to mount but McThornbody blocks the move with his legs.
Hathaway is trying to ground and pound but McThornbody uses the momentary lack of control by Hathaway to regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hathaway throwing shots but McThornbody is blocking nicely.
Hathaway trying to mount his opponent but McThornbody defends it.
Hathaway moves nicely into side control.
Hathaway working away.
Hathaway working the head with strikes.
Hathaway lands a decent elbow from side control.
Hathaway working the body and head with strikes.
Hathaway tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Check out the look on Hathaway's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hathaway is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McThornbody has escaped the position, nice work there.
McThornbody wants to control but Hathaway postures up.
Hathaway lands a few punches from side control.
Hathaway has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McThornbody parries the strikes from Hathaway easily there. Hathaway is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable McThornbody to escape.
Hathaway working the ground and pound from side control.
McThornbody is rocked!
Hathaway cracks McThornbody with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Hathaway immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! McThornbody is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Hathaway!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Berkshire Hathaway!
Berkshire Hathaway is the new light heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Berkshire Hathaway thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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