PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Batts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby McBobby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Batts's entrance music is Pro-pain - Make war (not love) . A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying McBobby's choice of entrance music: Cold as Ice -- MOP. This should be fireworks!

Batts
vs
McBobby

186 cm
28
208 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

188 cm
26
212 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
Convicted Trap House

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Batts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby McBobby!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batts checks a low kick from McBobby.
Batts fails with an attempt to clinch.
Batts is looking to clinch but McBobby is avoiding it.
McBobby lands with a slapping head kick.

Batts closes the distance and pushes McBobby back into the cage.
A short left from McBobby.
McBobby misses with a hook from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Batts.
McBobby misses with a hook from the clinch.
McBobby managing to block the knees to the body from Batts.
McBobby lands a nice uppercut.
Batts comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Bobby McBobby has been cut.
McBobby is looking to control Batts's arms but Batts gets an underhook and turns him. Now McBobby has his back to the cage.
McBobby fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Batts tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McBobby avoids it.
McBobby misses with a punch to the body.
Batts keeps control of McBobby as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McBobby lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McBobby misses with a punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Batts is working McBobby over against the cage.
McBobby swings away with an uppercut that misses.

McBobby's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Batts connects with a solid leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Batts. Beautiful body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from Batts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for McBobby, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Batts lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Batts throws a half hearted mid kick.
McBobby keeps the fight on the outside.
Batts blocks the body kick.
McBobby uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Batts.
That kick from Batts tenderised McBobby's leg. McBobby is trying to keep his angry face on.
Batts darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Batts feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McBobby's calf.
Batts lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Batts keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Batts pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McBobby checks a leg kick.
Batts lands with an uppercut that bounces McBobby off the cage and back into range.
Batts throws a solid leg kick but McBobby takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Batts.
McBobby walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Batts checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McBobby avoids the body shot from Batts.
McBobby moves out of range of the body kick from Batts.
Nice body kick there by Batts.
Batts scores with a shot to the body.
McBobby is looking to land body kicks.
McBobby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Batts.
McBobby throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Batts counters with a lovely shot to the body.
McBobby takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Batts throws a front kick that sends McBobby stumbling back into the cage.
McBobby looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Batts darts in and clinches McBobby up against the cage.
McBobby blocks a body shot from Batts.
Batts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
McBobby wants to break the clinch but can't.
McBobby is trying to break free.
Batts working McBobby over with knees to the body.
McBobby lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Batts utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Batts misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McBobby.
McBobby misses with the head strike.
McBobby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Batts's elbow.

McBobby escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McBobby misses with a looping left.
Batts's jab looks to have found its range, popping McBobby under the eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Batts wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McBobby displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Batts throws out the jab.
McBobby throws a leg kick that misses.
Batts keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McBobby takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Batts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McBobby was well out of range. Poor timing from Batts.
Batts throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McBobby.
Batts is looking to wear down McBobby with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice defenses there by Batts.
Batts throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Batts uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McBobby.
Batts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McBobby thows a leg kick but Batts checks it
and Batts counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Batts fails in his attempt to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by McBobby. That's going to slow Batts down.
Batts lands a nice leg kick that just misses McBobby's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Batts dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bobby McBobby's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

McBobby lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
McBobby throws a chopping leg kick but Batts manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Batts lands a right hook to the body.
Batts dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Batts checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McBobby on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Batts. Batts obviously looking to wear him down.
An inside leg kick from McBobby misses.
McBobby misses with an attempted mid kick.
Batts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Batts misses its intended target.
Batts sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McBobby.
McBobby moves out of range of the leg kick from Batts.
McBobby has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Batts.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McBobby swings for the body but Batts moves out of range.
Batts jabs at McBobby's body.
McBobby is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Batts misses with a straight right.
A solid body kick from Batts.
Bobby McBobby seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Batts moves in looking to clinch but McBobby pushes him off.
Batts works the jab nicely.
Batts lands a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Batts digs a good hook to McBobby's body.
McBobby seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Batts shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! McBobby is backing up but Batts catches him with a final right hook that drops him! McBobby covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Batts Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Batts!
A very excited looking Billy Batts rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.