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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor Martinsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Martinsson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bleach - Fade to Black B13A. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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280 lbs
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234 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Fedor Martinsson!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Dean Styles and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Martinsson moves away.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Martinsson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Martinsson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Martinsson misses with a low kick as Dos Equis Guy jumps back.
Martinsson throws an off balance right hand
letting Dos Equis Guy counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Martinsson tries to land a front kick but Dos Equis Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Martinsson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Martinsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Martinsson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Martinsson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dos Equis Guy's head.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a loose jab but Martinsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martinsson lands with a right hand.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dos Equis Guy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dos Equis Guy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Martinsson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick from Martinsson.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Martinsson looks to land a combination but Dos Equis Guy avoids it well.
Martinsson connects with a single shot there.
Martinsson checks a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Martinsson.
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Martinsson keeps Dos Equis Guy at a distance using the push kick.
Dos Equis Guy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the head kick by Martinsson.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick that misses.
Martinsson lands with an uppercut that bounces Dos Equis Guy off the cage and back into range.
Dos Equis Guy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice hook to Martinsson's body. Martinsson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Martinsson wants to clinch up but Dos Equis Guy keeps it at a distance.
Martinsson misses with a body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dos Equis Guy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Martinsson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Martinsson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martinsson misses with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy digs a good hook to Martinsson's body.
That kick from Dos Equis Guy tenderised Martinsson's leg. Martinsson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy clinches.
Dos Equis Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Martinsson prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Martinsson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martinsson blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short shot to the head.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Martinsson tries to throw a body punch but Dos Equis Guy avoids it by throwing Martinsson back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Martinsson's elbow.
Martinsson can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Martinsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Martinsson lands an elbow inside that Dos Equis Guy shrugs off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy managing to block the knees to the body from Martinsson.
A short right from Martinsson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that The Dos Equis Guy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Martinsson is just out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice looking body shot.
Martinsson throws a body kick that misses.
Martinsson misses with a wild body shot.
Martinsson takes the fight into the clinch.
Martinsson jumps guard but Dos Equis Guy stands there with Martinsson around his waist. Martinsson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Martinsson backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands an uppercut.
Martinsson takes a shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Martinsson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Martinsson prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martinsson is trying to pull guard but Dos Equis Guy turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shot to the side of Martinsson's head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Martinsson prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Martinsson jumps into guard, dragging Dos Equis Guy to the mat.
Dos Equis Guy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Dos Equis Guy wanted to stand there but Martinsson had control of the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dos Equis Guy decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Martinsson takes one to the chin there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Martinsson connects with a solid leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick but Martinsson moved away.
Dos Equis Guy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Martinsson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Martinsson looks to land a left hand but Dos Equis Guy moved out of range nicely.
Martinsson lands a slapping body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Martinsson throws an overhand right that lands on Dos Equis Guy's shoulder, as Dos Equis Guy tries to avoid the shot.
Martinsson throws a head kick that Dos Equis Guy semi-blocks.
It looks like The Dos Equis Guy has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping left.
Martinsson avoids the head kick by Dos Equis Guy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Martinsson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fedor Martinsson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A jab from Martinsson does it's job there.
Martinsson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to wear down Martinsson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dos Equis Guy moves forwards but Martinsson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dos Equis Guy lands a jab to Martinsson's midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martinsson throws a good cross that connects.
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
Martinsson looks to throw the jab but Dos Equis Guy is out of range.
Martinsson jabs Dos Equis Guy right on the nose. Dos Equis Guy blinks but takes it well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martinsson throws out a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range and Martinsson only half commits.
Dos Equis Guy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Martinsson.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick as Martinsson jumps back.
Dos Equis Guy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a combination. Martinsson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Dos Equis Guy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands a jab.
Dos Equis Guy lands a really nice looking cross but Martinsson seems unphased.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that The Dos Equis Guy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on The Dos Equis Guy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Dos Equis Guy connects with a solid leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick from Martinsson.
Martinsson is looking to slow Dos Equis Guy down with leg kicks.
Dos Equis Guy slips under a jab from Martinsson.
Martinsson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tests Martinsson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dos Equis Guy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Martinsson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy moves away.
Dos Equis Guy closes the distance but Martinsson moves to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Martinsson manages to avoid it.
Martinsson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Martinsson lands a head kick!
Martinsson misses the shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Martinsson moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Martinsson with a nice cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dos Equis Guy throws an off balance right hand
and Martinsson counters with a right hand to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dos Equis Guy.
Fedor Martinsson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Martinsson lands a nice shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy ducks right into an uppercut from Martinsson.
Martinsson blocks a low kick nicely.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick.
Martinsson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Martinsson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Martinsson manages to avoid it.
Martinsson scores with a nice head shot.
Martinsson scores with a nice head shot.
Dos Equis Guy swings widly with a right hand
and Martinsson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martinsson cracks a nice hook into Dos Equis Guy's ribs.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Martinsson moves out of range.
Martinsson throws a hook but Dos Equis Guy avoids it easily.
Dos Equis Guy lands a really nice looking cross but Martinsson seems unphased.
Martinsson throws a looping overhand right but Dos Equis Guy ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Martinsson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Martinsson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Martinsson throws out a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range and Martinsson only half commits.
Dos Equis Guy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martinsson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martinsson lands a jab to the head.
A big left from Dos Equis Guy misses.
Martinsson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid it.
A big left from Martinsson misses.
A head kick misses from Martinsson.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Martinsson. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Martinsson feints and then cracks Dos Equis Guy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dos Equis Guy down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Martinsson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Martinsson is able to avoid easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Martinsson.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fedor Martinsson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dos Equis Guy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy very nearly forgot to thank Hell's Balls Recovery (160) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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