PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergio Torres (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Torres is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Prodigal Son. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Torres

194 cm
28
280 lbs
22 - 4 - 0

203 cm
29
250 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Reaper Combatwear
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Brute
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sergio Torres!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A bone on bone clash there as Torres blocks the leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy lands a slapping body shot.
Torres shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Sergio Torres has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a head kick.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Torres shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut. Torres saw that one coming.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab when Torres was well out of range.
Dos Equis Guy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Torres.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a leg kick but Torres moves out of range and Dos Equis Guy only half commits.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Torres.
Torres lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Torres takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut. Torres saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy blocks the body kick.
Torres finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Torres lands a leg kick that knocks Dos Equis Guy off balance momentarily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Torres checks a leg kick.
Torres ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
That kick from Torres tenderised Dos Equis Guy's leg. Dos Equis Guy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to slow Torres down with leg kicks.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a leg kick.
Torres misses with a wild body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick but Torres checks it.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Torres.
Dos Equis Guy throws a solid leg kick but Torres takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dos Equis Guy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torres checks a low kick from Dos Equis Guy.
Torres swinging wildly here.
Dos Equis Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Torres.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a few strikes there.
Good work by Dos Equis Guy as he checks the leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy wants to land a leg kick but Torres is out of range.
Torres thows a body shot but no joy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Torres.
Torres takes a jab right on the kisser.
Torres moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Torres throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torres scores with a nice strike.
Torres scores with a kick to the midsection.
Torres misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the body kick.
Torres scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dos Equis Guy doesn't seem bothered though.
Torres throws a half hearted mid kick.
Torres rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a stiff right hand.
Torres lands with a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy with a jab.
Dos Equis Guy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Torres is out of range.
Torres lands a high kick!
Torres tries to score with a low kick but Dos Equis Guy moves his leg out of the way.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dos Equis Guy lands a big head kick that sends Torres tumbling to the mat! Dos Equis Guy takes a step backwards and waves Torres back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Torres is rocked!
Torres leaves his chin hanging out and Dos Equis Guy seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Torres crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy retains his heavyweight title!
The Dos Equis Guy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Hell's Balls Recovery (160), into his post fight interview.