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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danza Kuduro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannibal Die R�cksichtslos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kuduro comes to the cage accompanied by Suikoden IV - A Formidable Enemy Arrives. Die R�cksichtslos has chosen Mind The Gap as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hannibal Die R�cksichtslos was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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204 lbs
14 - 5 - 1 |
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188 cm
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225 lbs
25 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Danza Kuduro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hannibal Die R�cksichtslos!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuduro walks into a jab.
Die R�cksichtslos misses with the body kick
enabling Kuduro to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice defenses there by Kuduro.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kuduro checks a leg kick.
Kuduro drops Die R�cksichtslos with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Die R�cksichtslos looks back up at him and smiles so Kuduro waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Kuduro misses.
Kuduro dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kuduro throws a head kick that misses.
Die R�cksichtslos stuffs the takedown.
Die R�cksichtslos misses with a low kick.
Kuduro thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kuduro waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Die R�cksichtslos.
Die R�cksichtslos attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuduro throws a big shot that misses.
Die R�cksichtslos checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kuduro avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Die R�cksichtslos misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kuduro.
Die R�cksichtslos checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kuduro blocks a leg kick.
Kuduro takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Die R�cksichtslos slips under a jab.
A combination from Die R�cksichtslos does no damage.
Die R�cksichtslos tries a head kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Die R�cksichtslos misses with a head kick.
Die R�cksichtslos throws a body punch but Kuduro moves out of range.
Hannibal Die R�cksichtslos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Die R�cksichtslos lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kuduro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Die R�cksichtslos throws a front kick aimed at Kuduro's knee but Kuduro avoids it well.
Die R�cksichtslos misses with a hook.
Hannibal Die R�cksichtslos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kuduro walks into a jab.
Kuduro scores with a leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Die R�cksichtslos lands a nice hook to Kuduro's body. Kuduro takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Die R�cksichtslos swings widly with a right hand
and as Die R�cksichtslos loses concentration momentarily, Kuduro counters with a picture perfect head kick! Die R�cksichtslos goes down, out cold! The referee rushed in to check on his condition - I'm sure he'll be ok but that was a massive knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Danza Kuduro!
A very excited looking Danza Kuduro made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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