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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaws Talltree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Talltree kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Jaws. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Fred Flintstone enters the cage!
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210 cm
25
280 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
27
240 lbs
12 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaws Talltree! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Flintstone! The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Talltree wants to land a leg kick but Flintstone is out of range. Talltree fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flintstone manages to avoid it. Talltree misses with a body shot.
Talltree throws an off balance right hand
enabling Flintstone to counter with a crisp jab. Flintstone looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. A decent looking cross lands there for Flintstone. Flintstone blocks a head kick by Talltree.
Flintstone scores with the left hand. Talltree knows he should have avoided that one. Talltree tries a head kick but it misses.
Talltree throws a predictable looking body shot
and Flintstone counters with a leg kick. Talltree throws an overhand right that lands on Flintstone's shoulder, as Flintstone tries to avoid the shot. Talltree takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Talltree has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Flintstone. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Flintstone closes the distance and pushes Talltree back into the cage. Talltree throws a punch but it's blocked by Flintstone. Talltree swings wildly with an uppercut but Flintstone uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Talltree tries to throw a body punch but Flintstone avoids it by throwing Talltree back against the cage. Talltree has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Flintstone struggles to land a body shot inside as Talltree controls his hands.
Flintstone is looking for a takedown. Talltree tries to throw a body punch but Flintstone avoids it by throwing Talltree back against the cage. Flintstone working some nice short punches in the clinch. Talltree is trying to pull guard but Flintstone turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch. Flintstone misses with a hook to the ribs.
Talltree wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Flintstone has him pressed against the cage. Talltree is trying to pull guard but Flintstone turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch. Talltree is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Talltree tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Talltree tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jaws Talltree. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Flintstone tries to stall but Talltree uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Talltree doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The referee calls for Talltree to work.
Flintstone wants to get back to striking at distance but Talltree won't allow it.
Flintstone goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Flintstone blocks a body shot from Talltree. Talltree stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Flintstone works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Flintstone prevents the takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Flintstone blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Talltree tries a body shot but Flintstone blocks it.
Flintstone tries to work over Talltree's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Flintstone's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Talltree throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Talltree throws a punch but it's blocked by Flintstone. Talltree jumps guard but Flintstone stands there with Talltree around his waist. Talltree gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Talltree is trying to pull guard but Flintstone has him pressed against the cage. Flintstone is looking to control Talltree's arms but Talltree gets an underhook and turns him. Now Flintstone has his back to the cage. Talltree manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Flintstone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Flintstone misses with some punches.
Talltree can't break the clinch.
Talltree tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Flintstone breaks from the clinch.
Talltree throws a lazy body kick letting Flintstone counter with a right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Flintstone walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Talltree checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Flintstone shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Flintstone was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon. Talltree is looking to improve his position but Flintstone isn't that keen on the idea. Flintstone lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Talltree hang on? Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Flintstone working Talltree over with strikes here. Flintstone lands a big elbow - Talltree is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Talltree is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Fred Flintstone! Fred Flintstone is the new heavyweight champion! After winning the bout, Fred Flintstone thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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