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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cookie Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Dignam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster comes to the cage accompanied by Cookie Monster Eating Cookie. Dignam comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Ruler's Back kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Monster is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Tyler Dignam will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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212 lbs
23 - 13 - 1 |
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195 cm
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289 lbs
32 - 11 - 3 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Cookie Monster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyler Dignam!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monster dodges the punch combination from Dignam.
Monster is breathing heavily.
Dignam lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
It looks like Cookie Monster has been cut.
Monster moves out of range as Dignam throws a body kick.
Dignam swings for the body but Monster moves out of range.
Dignam waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Monster.
Dignam throws a low kick, looking for Monster's leg but Monster calmly moves out of range.
Dignam lands a big uppercut and Monster crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Monster looks OK. Dignam waves Monster back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dignam lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Monster walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Dignam! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tyler Dignam!
During a confident post fight interview, Tyler Dignam thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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