PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seaville Bri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DeAngelo Kenner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kenner is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: ''Death Wish'' by Jadakiss feat. Lil Wayne. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Bri
vs
Kenner

193 cm
25
260 lbs
13 - 4 - 1

191 cm
28
277 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Crippler's Corner

Conviction
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seaville Bri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, DeAngelo Kenner!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Bruno Lombardi and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kenner takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kenner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bri cracks a nice hook into Kenner's ribs.
Bri scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kenner doesn't seem bothered though.

Kenner has managed to clinch.
Bri can't find room to land a body shot as Kenner controls the action.
Kenner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kenner throws a punch but it's blocked by Bri.
Kenner misses with a punch to the body.
Kenner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kenner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kenner can't find room to land a body shot as Bri controls the action.
Bri lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like DeAngelo Kenner has been cut.
Bri misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kenner prevents a body shot from Bri.
Kenner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bri's elbow.
Bri scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kenner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kenner throws a head punch that misses.
Kenner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bri's elbow.
Kenner working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bri misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bri fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kenner.
Kenner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kenner has Bri pressed against the cage.
Bri lands a shoulder strike.
Kenner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kenner blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kenner lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kenner wants to get back to striking at distance but Bri won't allow it.
Kenner is trying to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bri prevents a body shot from Kenner.
Kenner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bri avoids it.
Bri lands a shot to the body.
Kenner tries to throw a body punch but Bri avoids it by throwing Kenner back against the cage.
Kenner's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Kenner tries to work over Bri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kenner has a couple of punches blocked by Bri.
Bri lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
Bri misses with some punches.
Kenner throws a punch but it's blocked by Bri.
Bri pushes Kenner back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kenner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kenner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bri's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kenner misses with a punch on the inside.
Bri struggles to land a body shot inside as Kenner controls his hands.
Bri softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bri takes a shot to the head.
Kenner misses with a punch to the body.
Bri tries to throw a body punch but Kenner avoids it by throwing Bri back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bri.
Still in the clinch, Bri scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bri tries to work over Kenner's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bri working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kenner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kenner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kenner misses with a body punch.
Bri lands a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Kenner fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kenner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kenner lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bri backwards.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bri lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kenner or not.
Kenner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bri presses Kenner against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kenner.
Bri lands with a light punch inside.
Kenner blocks a body shot from Bri.
A head punch on the inside from Kenner fails to land.
Kenner tries to throw a body punch but Bri avoids it by throwing Kenner back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bri misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kenner.
Kenner tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bri struggles to land a body shot inside as Kenner controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Seaville Bri will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on DeAngelo Kenner's cut.
That's time! Bri's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bri instigates a clinch.
Bri lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
Kenner misses with the head strike.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Kenner tries to land knees in the clinch but Bri avoids the damage to the body.
Bri lands a body shot.
Kenner can't find room to land a body shot as Bri controls the action.
Kenner lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kenner lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kenner blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Kenner fails to land.
Kenner tries a body shot but Bri blocks it.
Kenner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bri's elbow.
Kenner tries a knee to the head but Bri blocks it.
Bri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bri.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bri pushes Kenner back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kenner tries to work over Bri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kenner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kenner blocks a body shot from Bri.
Kenner working aggressively here.
Bri swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bri tries to land knees in the clinch but Kenner avoids the damage to the body.
Kenner lands a nice uppercut.
Kenner misses with a body punch.
Kenner misses with an elbow strike.
Bri blocks an uppercut.
Bri lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bri cracks Kenner with a nice body shot.
Bri pushes Kenner back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kenner has a couple of punches blocked by Bri.
Still in the clinch, Bri scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bri blocks an uppercut.
Kenner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bri's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bri.
Bri misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kenner blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kenner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Bri on the inside.

That has opened up DeAngelo Kenner's cut even more.
Kenner lands a nice shot to the body.
Kenner misses with a punch on the inside.
Bri tries to throw a body punch but Kenner avoids it by throwing Bri back against the cage.
Bri misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kenner is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bri fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bri scores with a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Kenner.
Bri blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bri lands with a light punch inside.
Kenner working aggressively here.
Bri misses with a punch on the inside.
Seaville Bri has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kenner tries to land knees in the clinch but Bri avoids the damage to the body.
Bri lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
Bri struggles to land a body shot inside as Kenner controls his hands.
Bri lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A nice left hand lands by Bri.

Kenner is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kenner.
Kenner is still on wobbly legs! Can Bri finish him?
Kenner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bri working aggressively here.
Bri lands an elbow inside.
Kenner blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kenner tries to work over Bri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Bri fails to land.
Kenner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kenner looking to throw knees to the head but Bri is blocking nicely.
A left hand lands to the body for Bri.
Kenner misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Bri fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Kenner fails to land.
Bri misses with some punches.
Kenner seems to have recovered his senses.
Kenner misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kenner lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bri or not.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bri.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bri.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kenner.
Bri misses with the head strike.
Bri struggles to land a body shot inside as Kenner controls his hands.
Bri blocks a body shot from Kenner.
A short right from Bri on the inside.
Kenner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kenner struggles to land a body shot inside as Bri controls his hands.
Kenner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kenner tries to throw a body punch but Bri avoids it by throwing Kenner back against the cage.
Bri misses with a body punch.
Bri softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kenner misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seaville Bri dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on DeAngelo Kenner's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Kenner throws a right hand that misses
and Bri counters with a straight right hand.
Bri takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bri doesn't manage to clinch there - Kenner circles away.
Kenner gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kenner swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bri counters with a straight right hand.
Kenner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kenner looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kenner takes one on the button.
Bri bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kenner takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bri lands a jab to the nose.
Kenner lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bri checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kenner closes the distance and clinches.
Bri tries to land knees in the clinch but Kenner avoids the damage to the body.
Kenner lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kenner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bri avoids it.
Bri swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bri tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kenner's elbow.
Kenner misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kenner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kenner.
Kenner tries to break free but Bri pushes him back against the cage.
Bri misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bri blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kenner is trying to break free.
A body shot lands from Bri.
Bri digs a right hand underneath Kenner's ribcage. Kenner let out a lung full of air as it connected.
DeAngelo Kenner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bri lands a hook that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kenner can't find room to land a body shot as Bri controls the action.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bri.
Bri working aggressively here.
Bri fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kenner can't find room to land a body shot as Bri controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Kenner fails to land.
Kenner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kenner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kenner struggles to land a body shot inside as Bri controls his hands.
A short body shot lands from Bri as the two fighters clinch.
Bri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bri working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bri lands a body punch.
Bri lands with a right to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bri comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bri blocks a body shot from Kenner.
Bri blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kenner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bri lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bri lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Kenner to his knees! Bri keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Seaville Bri!
A relieved looking Seaville Bri thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.