|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dustin Douglas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda comes to the cage accompanied by BRAVEHEART. Douglas has chosen La La La - Snoop Lion as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Dustin Douglas has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
|
|
|
204 cm
36
279 lbs
35 - 14 - 1 |
|
200 cm
29
283 lbs
20 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
|
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
35 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dustin Douglas! The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Anaconda fails in his attempt to clinch. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Anaconda lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Douglas has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Douglas and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Anaconda steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Douglas. That one must have hurt. Anaconda thows a leg kick but Douglas checks it and Douglas counters with a crisp right hand that drops Anaconda! Douglas lets Anaconda back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
It looks like Anaconda Anaconda has been cut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Douglas cracks Anaconda with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Douglas has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Anaconda to stand back up! Douglas is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Douglas shuts the power down on Anaconda. Lights out, game over! Douglas is your winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dustin Douglas! Post fight, an emotional Dustin Douglas said 'My anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun.'.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|