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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jebidiah Tayber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thug Behram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tayber comes into the arena with Terravita - Adult Robot Kung Fu blaring out of the sound system. Behram has chosen 25 Minutes to go as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Thug Behram enters the cage!
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170 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
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162 lbs
26 - 10 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Great elbows
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jebidiah Tayber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thug Behram!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Behram looks to score with a jab to the body but Tayber is just out of range.
Behram jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tayber scores with a nice right hand.
Behram fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Tayber swings for the body but Behram moves out of range.
Tayber misses with a body shot
and Behram counters with a straight right hand.
Behram is looking to slow Tayber down with leg kicks.
Tayber misses with a wild body shot.
Tayber misses with a hook
and Behram counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Tayber shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Behram defends it nicely.
Some wild striking there from Behram.
Behram avoids the body shot from Tayber.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Behram fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tayber on the side of the head.
Behram tests Tayber's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Jebidiah Tayber has been cut.
Behram misses with a leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Tayber 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Behram is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tayber throws a head kick but Behram moves out of range.
Behram uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Tayber avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Tayber will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Behram misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tayber throws a body punch but Behram moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Behram fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tayber on the side of the head.
Behram lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tayber throws a leg kick that is checked
and Behram counters with a right hand to the body.
Tayber tries to bum rush Behram with a series of wild strikes but Behram uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tayber shoots in looking for a takedown but Behram manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Tayber's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Behram lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tayber has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tayber and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Behram looks to land a right hand but Tayber moved out of range.
Behram moves out of range as Tayber strikes.
Tayber changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Behram looks to land a left hand but Tayber moved out of range nicely.
Behram lands with a shot to the body.
Behram walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Tayber checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Behram uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tayber has time to react.
A left and a right from Behram both land. Nice combination.
Behram shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Behram drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Behram throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tayber just misses with a punch to the body.
Behram bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tayber's head backwards.
Tayber is rocked!
Tayber is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Behram Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Tayber is out cold, face down on the mat!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Thug Behram!
After winning the bout, Thug Behram thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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