PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nisse Blockson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wolfgang Van Beethoven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van Beethoven has chosen Beethoven-Symphony 7 as his entrance music. Wolfgang Van Beethoven has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Blockson
vs
Van Beethoven

183 cm
34
281 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

213 cm
29
277 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Conviction

Merciless Gladiators
Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nisse Blockson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van Beethoven lands with a right hand.
Van Beethoven missing with a left hand there. Blockson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Van Beethoven misses with an uppercut.

Van Beethoven tries to keep at a distance but Blockson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Blockson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Blockson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Blockson working Van Beethoven over with knees to the body.
Blockson lands an elbow that stopped Van Beethoven in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Wolfgang Van Beethoven has been cut.
Van Beethoven takes an elbow to the forehead.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Blockson manages to break the clinch.
Blockson checks the leg kick.
Blockson lands a leg kick that knocks Van Beethoven off balance momentarily.
Van Beethoven throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice defenses there by Blockson.
Van Beethoven looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Van Beethoven rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Blockson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Van Beethoven has had enough of the clinch but Blockson keeps him there for the moment.
Blockson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Van Beethoven managing to block the knees to the body from Blockson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blockson scores a nice knee to the body.
Van Beethoven looks winded!
Blockson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Van Beethoven blocks it with crossed arms.
Van Beethoven swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Van Beethoven blocks a body shot from Blockson.
Blockson lands a good knee to the midsection. Van Beethoven won't want to take too many of those.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Blockson.
Van Beethoven takes an elbow to the forehead.

That has opened up Wolfgang Van Beethoven 's cut even more.
Blockson trying to land knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blockson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Van Beethoven is defending well for now.
Blockson digs a right hand into Van Beethoven 's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Van Beethoven 's gas tank.
Blockson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Blockson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Good body shot from Blockson.
Blockson lands a body shot in the clinch.
Van Beethoven avoids a wild elbow strike from Blockson.
Van Beethoven tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Blockson's elbow.
Van Beethoven takes an elbow to the temple.
Blockson lands a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Van Beethoven fails to land.
Blockson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The cut above Wolfgang Van Beethoven 's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A body shot lands from Blockson.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Blockson.
Blockson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Blockson crunches a lovely knee into Van Beethoven 's ribcage.
Van Beethoven managing to block the knees to the body from Blockson.
Blockson lands an elbow just above Van Beethoven 's eye.
Van Beethoven throws a head punch that misses.
Blockson works on Van Beethoven 's body with a couple of short punches.
Blockson lands an elbow inside.

Wolfgang Van Beethoven 's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Blockson presses Van Beethoven against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Blockson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Blockson misses with a knee to the head.
Blockson is stalling here.
Blockson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Van Beethoven avoids it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Blockson obliges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Beethoven misses with the head strike.
Van Beethoven on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Van Beethoven managing to block the knees to the body from Blockson.
Blockson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Van Beethoven takes an elbow to the temple.
Blockson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Van Beethoven just stands there and leans against the cage.
Van Beethoven misses with some punches.
Van Beethoven on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Blockson trying to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Blockson obliges.
Blockson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Wolfgang Van Beethoven 's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nisse Blockson!
A very excited looking Nisse Blockson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.