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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nisse Blockson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blockson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gonna fuck the one arm man. The One Armed Man comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Stand Up To be C**ted kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nisse Blockson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blockson misses with a low kick as The One Armed Man jumps back.
The One Armed Man avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Blockson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The One Armed Man's calf.
Blockson throws a leg kick
and The One Armed Man counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The One Armed Man connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Blockson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Blockson throws a front kick aimed at The One Armed Man's knee but The One Armed Man avoids it well.
The One Armed Man circles away from the clinch attempt
and The One Armed Man counters with a series of strikes. Blockson will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blockson throws a leg kick but The One Armed Man sees it coming and moves out of range.
Blockson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Blockson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Joe The One Armed Man has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blockson has closed the distance and engaged The One Armed Man in a clinch.
Blockson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The One Armed Man.
Blockson misses with a punch to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Blockson takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
The One Armed Man throws a knee to the head but misses.
The One Armed Man lands a right hand.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee to the head.
Blockson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Blockson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Blockson cracks The One Armed Man with a nice body shot.
The One Armed Man looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blockson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that The One Armed Man has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
The One Armed Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The One Armed Man throws an elbow but it misses.
Blockson working The One Armed Man over with knees to the body.
Blockson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The One Armed Man is defending well for now.
Blockson tries to pull guard but The One Armed Man holds him up against the cage and eventually Blockson drops back down to his feet.
Blockson lands an elbow inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blockson lands an elbow inside that The One Armed Man shrugs off.
Blockson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Blockson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Blockson uses good head movement to avoid it.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the head but Blockson blocks with his arms.
Blockson misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
Blockson blocks an elbow strike from The One Armed Man.
Blockson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man dodges an elbow strike from Blockson.
The One Armed Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Blockson.
Blockson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The One Armed Man has Blockson pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Blockson manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
Blockson connects with a nasty looking knee right to The One Armed Man's face.
Blockson misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blockson lands a body shot.
Blockson misses with a punch to the body.
Blockson takes a shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blockson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The One Armed Man's elbow.
Blockson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The One Armed Man is defending well for now.
The One Armed Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Blockson lands an elbow inside that The One Armed Man shrugs off.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a damaging elbow.
The One Armed Man softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The One Armed Man working aggressively here.
The One Armed Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Blockson.
Blockson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Blockson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Blockson obliges.
Blockson lands an elbow inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man pushes Blockson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
Blockson is leaning against The One Armed Man and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The One Armed Man managing to block the knees to the body from Blockson.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee to the head.
The One Armed Man avoiding damage as Blockson throws knees to the body.
Blockson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The One Armed Man or not.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man blocks an elbow strike from Blockson.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Blockson.
A short body shot lands from Blockson as the two fighters clinch.
The One Armed Man avoiding damage as Blockson throws knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Blockson - that landed with a thud.
Blockson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The One Armed Man blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Blockson is trying to pull guard but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
Blockson lands a nice elbow.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
Blockson crunches a lovely knee into The One Armed Man's ribcage.
Blockson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The One Armed Man.
A short left from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Blockson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The One Armed Man.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man tries a knee to the head but Blockson blocks it.
The One Armed Man is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Blockson is defending well.
Blockson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The One Armed Man's defenses.
Blockson misses with a punch to the body.
Blockson pushes off an throws an elbow but The One Armed Man leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nisse Blockson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe The One Armed Man's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A swing and a miss from The One Armed Man.
Blockson wants to clinch up but The One Armed Man keeps it at a distance.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The One Armed Man on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The One Armed Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Blockson.
Blockson connects with a leg kick. The One Armed Man looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The One Armed Man checks a low kick from Blockson.
Blockson throws a shot to the body.
Blockson darts in trying to clinch
and The One Armed Man counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nisse Blockson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blockson connects with an inside leg kick.
Blockson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Blockson clinches with his opponent.
Nice elbow from Blockson.
The One Armed Man comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Nisse Blockson has been cut.
Blockson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Blockson working The One Armed Man over with knees to the body.
The One Armed Man is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Blockson lands an elbow inside that The One Armed Man shrugs off.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Blockson.
Blockson pushes off an throws an elbow but The One Armed Man leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The One Armed Man managing to block the knees to the body from Blockson.
Blockson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The One Armed Man's defenses.
That has opened up Joe The One Armed Man's cut even more.
Blockson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The One Armed Man or not.
Blockson working The One Armed Man over with knees to the body.
Blockson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The One Armed Man can do to turn this around?
Blockson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Blockson scores with a hook to the body. The One Armed Man takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blockson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The One Armed Man moves away.
Blockson defending well as The One Armed Man loads up on a big left hand.
Blockson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The One Armed Man misses with a hook
and Blockson counters with an inside leg kick.
Blockson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The One Armed Man moves away.
Blockson lands a nice looking body kick.
Blockson throws a head kick that misses.
Blockson connects with a high kick.
Blockson throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blockson scores with a head kick. The One Armed Man tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The One Armed Man takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The One Armed Man misses with a left hand
and Blockson counters by moving into the clinch.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Blockson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nisse Blockson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The One Armed Man takes an elbow to the forehead.
Blockson lands a body punch.
Blockson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The One Armed Man's elbow.
Blockson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Blockson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The One Armed Man throws a head punch that misses.
Blockson lands a shot to the body.
Blockson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Blockson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Blockson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blockson throws an elbow that misses.
Blockson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The One Armed Man avoids it.
The One Armed Man managing to block the knees to the body from Blockson.
The One Armed Man misses with the head strike.
The One Armed Man working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The One Armed Man throws an elbow but it misses.
The One Armed Man looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Blockson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The One Armed Man is defending well for now.
Blockson lands a knee to the body.
Blockson tries to pull guard but The One Armed Man won't allow it.
A short body shot lands from Blockson as the two fighters clinch.
Blockson scores a nice knee to the body.
Blockson lands a damaging elbow.
Blockson lands a nice elbow.
Blockson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The One Armed Man.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blockson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The One Armed Man is defending well for now.
Blockson blocks an uppercut.
Blockson lands a body shot in the clinch.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nisse Blockson dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Blockson takes the fight into the clinch.
Blockson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Blockson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Blockson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Blockson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
The One Armed Man misses with a hook from the clinch.
Blockson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Blockson uses good head movement to avoid it.
The One Armed Man lands a shoulder strike.
The One Armed Man with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Blockson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The One Armed Man.
Blockson is working The One Armed Man over against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blockson lands an elbow just above The One Armed Man 's eye.
The One Armed Man takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Blockson displaying some good clinch control by pressing The One Armed Man up against the cage.
The One Armed Man working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blockson lands a damaging elbow.
The One Armed Man looking to throw knees to the head but Blockson is blocking nicely.
Blockson blocks an elbow strike.
Blockson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The One Armed Man avoids it.
Blockson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Blockson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
Blockson lands a shot to the body.
Blockson lands an elbow just above The One Armed Man 's eye.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Blockson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The One Armed Man's defenses.
Blockson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Blockson moves in looking to clinch but The One Armed Man pushes him off.
Blockson lands a nice leg kick that just misses The One Armed Man's sensitive parts.
The One Armed Man moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Blockson punishes The One Armed Man's body with a nice straight punch.
Joe The One Armed Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nisse Blockson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blockson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The One Armed Man avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The One Armed Man swats away the attempt to clinch by Blockson.
Blockson has closed the distance and engaged The One Armed Man in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The One Armed Man.
Blockson lands an elbow inside.
The One Armed Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blockson tries to land knees in the clinch but The One Armed Man avoids the damage to the body.
Blockson landing knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The One Armed Man just misses with a elbow thrown towards Blockson's brow.
Blockson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man managing to block the knees to the body from Blockson.
Blockson missing with knees to the body.
Blockson trying to control the position but instead, The One Armed Man has worked for underhooks and has pushed Blockson into the cage.
Blockson misses with a body punch.
Good body shot from Blockson.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Blockson.
A short left from The One Armed Man.
Blockson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Blockson lands a body punch in the clinch.
Blockson pulls guard successfully.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Blockson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Blockson wants to stand up but The One Armed Man is controlling him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The One Armed Man accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blockson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Blockson controls The One Armed Man momentarily but The One Armed Man frees himself.
Blockson looking for a sweep. Not yet Blockson, not yet.
Blockson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Blockson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Blockson wants to get back to his feet but The One Armed Man is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The One Armed Man scoring with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blockson wants to sweep but no luck.
The One Armed Man pushing down on Blockson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man prevents Blockson from improving his position.
The One Armed Man throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nisse Blockson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Blockson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Nisse Blockson!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Nisse Blockson!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Nisse Blockson!
Nisse Blockson wins by unanimous decision!
During a confident post fight interview, Nisse Blockson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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