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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lei Kung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhirinovsky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Zhirinovsky and Serega - Murka. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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218 lbs
21 - 15 - 0 |
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210 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lei Kung!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kung lands with a cross.
Zhirinovsky rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kung counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Zhirinovsky has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kung.
A head kick misses from Kung.
Zhirinovsky shoots in and drives through. Kung sprawls well.
Kung throws out a powerful jab.
Zhirinovsky moves out of range as Kung throws a body kick.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kung smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zhirinovsky moves out of range of the body kick from Kung.
Kung does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zhirinovsky takes a swing at Kung's ribcage but misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Zhirinovsky misses the target.
Jab, jab by Kung - just one landing.
Zhirinovsky shoots in and gets a takedown into Kung's guard.
Kung is pulling down on Zhirinovsky's head to control his posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Lei Kung hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Kung slips a jab from Zhirinovsky.
Kung throws a head kick but Zhirinovsky moves out of range.
Zhirinovsky throws a shot to the body.
Zhirinovsky connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kung throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zhirinovsky moves out of range as Kung throws a body kick.
Kung lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kung.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kung is looking to land body kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky works the jab nicely.
Kung throws a push kick but Zhirinovsky slaps the foot to one side.
Lei Kung is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kung throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kung tries a low kick but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
Kung digs a good hook to Zhirinovsky's body.
Zhirinovsky throws the left hand but Kung avoids the punch easily.
Kung throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Zhirinovsky on the side of the head.
Kung throws a head kick that misses.
Zhirinovsky works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kung throws a low kick but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
Zhirinovsky misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Kung misses its intended target.
Zhirinovsky cracks Kung with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kung scores with a decent looking hook.
Kung stalks Zhirinovsky and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Zhirinovsky's face. Zhirinovsky staggers backwards, shaken.
Zhirinovsky throws a lazy right hand but Kung sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
No joy there for Zhirinovsky, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kung throws the kick towards the body but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zhirinovsky. Kung does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kung lands a leg kick that knocks Zhirinovsky off balance momentarily.
Zhirinovsky scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Kung is trying to control Zhirinovsky's posture but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
Kung takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Kung tries to improve position but can't.
You can see the frustration on Kung's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kung is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Zhirinovsky is staying active.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kung is looking for a sweep.
What's Kung going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
Kung wants to control but Zhirinovsky postures up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
You can see the frustration on Kung's face as Zhirinovsky controls the position.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kung does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Lei Kung dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Kung swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kung has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kung slips a jab from Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky misses with a left hand
and Kung counters with a thumping low kick.
Kung misses with a wild body shot.
Kung lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zhirinovsky will feel that in the morning.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Zhirinovsky is defended easily by Kung.
That kick from Kung tenderised Zhirinovsky's leg. Zhirinovsky is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kung connects with a body shot that sends Zhirinovsky's belly button to the back.
Kung throws a push kick but Zhirinovsky slaps the foot to one side.
Zhirinovsky is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Zhirinovsky fails to land the takedown.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
No luck for Zhirinovsky with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vladimir Zhirinovsky. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kung digs a good hook to Zhirinovsky's body.
Zhirinovsky walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Zhirinovsky misses.
Kung throws a good cross that connects.
Kung lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kung thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zhirinovsky if he has to take too many more of those.
Kung feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zhirinovsky's calf.
Both fighters circling a little - Kung finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kung.
Kung feints and then cracks Zhirinovsky's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zhirinovsky down.
Zhirinovsky takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kung scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zhirinovsky in his tracks.
Zhirinovsky tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lei Kung seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kung ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zhirinovsky will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Good shot there by Kung.
Kung bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kung.
Kung fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zhirinovsky has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kung has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Kung tenderised Zhirinovsky's leg. Zhirinovsky is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kung feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Zhirinovsky sprawling to the canvas! Zhirinovsky rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kung finish him?!
Zhirinovsky is rocked!
Kung scores with a push kick.
Kung throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kung stuns Zhirinovsky with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kung lunges at Zhirinovsky with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Zhirinovsky's hand.
Oh Zhirinovsky is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zhirinovsky chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kung can pounce on him.
Kung seems to be stalking Zhirinovsky here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Zhirinovsky drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lei Kung!
A relieved looking Lei Kung thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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