PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gabe Christianson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bethany Noel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christianson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Eminem - Legacy. On his way into the cage it seems that Gabe Christianson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Gabe Christianson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Christianson
vs
Noel

189 cm
31
206 lbs
21 - 7 - 2

194 cm
33
217 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gabe Christianson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bethany Noel!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christianson lands a jab to Noel's midsection.
Christianson lands a front kick.
A big right from Noel misses.
Christianson misses with a straight left.
Christianson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Christianson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Noel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Christianson connects with a solid leg kick.
Christianson staying out of range there.
Christianson missing with a left hand there. Noel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Noel moves away from the strike by Christianson.
Noel takes one to the chin there.

It looks like Bethany Noel has been cut.
Christianson misses with a body kick.
Nice body kick from Christianson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Christianson.
Christianson lands a body shot.
Christianson misses with a looping right.
Christianson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Noel.
Christianson slips a straight right by Noel.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christianson lands a front kick.
Noel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Christianson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Noel.
Christianson lands a body shot.
Christianson misses with a low kick.
Christianson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Noels jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Christianson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Noel. That did some damage!
Christianson thows a body shot but no joy.
Christianson misses the jab.
Christianson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Noel takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big left from Noel misses.
Christianson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Noel tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Christianson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Noel moves away.
Christianson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christianson slips under a jab.
Christianson swings for the body but Noel moves out of range.
Noel walks forward, straight into a front kick from Christianson.
Jab from Christianson.
A big left from Christianson misses.
Noel takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Christianson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Noel lands a head shot.
Christianson looks for the body kick but Noel saw that one coming.
Noel throws a poor cross that misses
and Christianson counters with a body kick.
Christianson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Noel's head backwards.
Christianson plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Christianson. Noel shrugs it off though.
Christianson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Christianson feints a jab promting Noel to slip. Christianson then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Noel slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christianson cracks the inside of Noel's front leg.
Christianson misses with a straight left.
Christianson misses with a straight left.
Christianson throws a chopping leg kick but Noel manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Christianson lands with an uppercut that bounces Noel off the cage and back into range.
The crowd cheers as Christianson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Noel doesn't seem phased though.
Christianson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Noel counters with a one-two to the body.
Noel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Christianson.
Christianson throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noel takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Christianson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Christianson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Noel moves away.
Christianson lands a nice shot to the body.
Christianson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Christianson is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noel loads up on a big right hand but Christianson slips the punch.
A big right from Christianson misses.
Noel has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Christianson.
Christianson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Noel.
Noel throws a hook but Christianson avoids it easily.
Noel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Christianson throws a leg kick which misses Noel's front leg but catches the back leg as Noel tries to avoid it.
Noel takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Noel throws a hook but Christianson avoids it easily.
Christianson catches Noel with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Noel loads up on a big right hand but Christianson slips the punch.
Christianson staying out of range there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Christianson clobbers Noel with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Noel lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Gabe Christianson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christianson looks to land a left hand but Noel moved out of range nicely.
Noel uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christianson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gabe Christianson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bethany Noel's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Christianson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Christianson throws a body kick that misses.
Christianson tries to work over Noel's front leg with a kick but Noel checks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Christianson.
Noel blocks a leg kick.
Noel moves away from the strike by Christianson.
Gabe Christianson is winning the standup battle so far.
Christianson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Christianson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Noel.
Christianson scores with a jab to the body.
Christianson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Noel was well out of range. Poor timing from Christianson.
Christianson moves out of range as Noel strikes.
Christianson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Noel might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Christianson has got the better of the exchanges.
Christianson misses with a low kick.
Christianson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Noel misses with a two punch combination.
Noel misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christianson lands a nice hook to Noel's body. Noel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Christianson throws a big shot that misses.
Christianson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Noel connects with a single shot there.
Noel throws a hook but Christianson avoids it easily.
Noel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Christianson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Noel on the side of the head.
Christianson's jab looks to have found its range, popping Noel under the eye.
Christianson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Noel.
Christianson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Noel can do to turn this around?
Christianson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Christianson misses with a low kick.
Noel throws a series of punches but Christianson moves out of range.
Noel with a jab.
Christianson keeps Noel at a distance using the push kick.
Noel is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christianson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Noel moves away.
Christianson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Christianson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Christianson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Good standup being displayed there by Noel as he connects with a hook.
Noel needs to keep his hands up - Christianson had a free shot at his head there.
Noel dips to his left and cracks Christianson with an uppercut!
Christianson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Noel's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Christianson tries a low kick but Noel avoids it.
Christianson scores with a nice head shot.
Noel throws a jab but it's blocked by Christianson.
Christianson has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Christianson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Christianson tests Noel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Christianson seems to be stalking Noel here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Noel drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gabe Christianson!
After the big win, Gabe Christianson made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Conviction and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.