PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slim Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe has chosen Noah Gundersen - Oh Death as his entrance music. Nelson Muntz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Muntz
vs
Crowe

185 cm
28
180 lbs
22 - 4 - 1

190 cm
26
180 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Crowe!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz moves out of range of the body kick.
Crowe has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Crunch! Crowe slams his shin into Muntz's torso.
Muntz misses with a straight left.
Crowe misses with a kick to the body.
Muntz has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Homunculus Alembic in the buildup to the fight.
Muntz throws out a loose jab but Crowe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muntz misses with a lunging right hand
and Crowe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Muntz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crowe.
Muntz connects with an inside leg kick.
Crowe moves out of range as Muntz throws a body kick.
Crowe does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Crowe throws a body kick that misses.
Crowe goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crowe scores with a jab to the jaw.
Muntz scores with a push kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crowe throws a low kick but Muntz moves out of range easily.
Crowe throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Muntz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Crowe feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Muntz's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe scores with a spinning back kick!
Muntz throws an overhand right that lands on Crowe's shoulder, as Crowe tries to avoid the shot.
Muntz shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That kick from Muntz tenderised Crowe's leg. Crowe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Muntz misses with a left hand
and Crowe counters with a slapping leg kick.
Crowe drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Crowe's corner calls for a 1-2. Crowe obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Muntz.
Crowe with a nice cross.
Crowe lands with a kick to the temple. Muntz shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Muntz throws a hook but Crowe blocks it.
Crowe lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Muntz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Crowe has time to react.
Muntz on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Muntz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Muntz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Crowe will feel that in the morning.
Muntz misses with a looping right.
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Muntz moves out of range of the strikes.
Jab, jab by Muntz - just one landing.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but Crowe moved away.
Crowe lands a jab to the nose.
Crowe tried to score with a low kick but Muntz checks it.
Crowe throws a body kick that misses.
Nice cross by Muntz.
A chopping leg kick lands by Crowe.
Muntz lands a slapping body shot.
Muntz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crowe.

Muntz has Crowe up against the cage in a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Muntz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Muntz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Crowe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muntz throws out the jab.
Crowe avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Muntz connects with a crisp jab.
Muntz misses with a hook
and Crowe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Muntz has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Muntz there as he acknowledges the shot.
Muntz checks a leg kick nicely.
Crowe misses with a right hand
and Muntz counters with a stiff right hand.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Muntz - that will leave a mark!
Crowe takes a swing at Muntz's ribcage but misses.
Crowe throws a low kick but it's checked well by Muntz.
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
Muntz moves out of range as Crowe throws a body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crowe misses the jab.
Muntz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crowe throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe checks a low kick from Muntz.
Muntz misses with an uppercut.
Crowe blocks a leg kick.
Crowe shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Crowe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Muntz throws the kick towards the body but Crowe avoids it.
Crowe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Muntz.
Crowe scores with a punch to the head.
Crowe lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Crowe.
Nice uppercut lands for Crowe. That snapped Muntz's head back.
Crowe tries to work over Muntz's front leg with a kick but Muntz checks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crowe slips under a jab.
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick and Muntz moves out of range easily.
Crowe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Muntz.
Crowe misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Slim Crowe will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Muntz scores with a leg kick.
Muntz has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Crowe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muntz moves away.
Crowe throws a head kick that half lands.
Crowe takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Crowe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crowe lands a jab to the nose.
Muntz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Crowe misses with a right hand
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crowe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
Crowe lands a leg kick that knocks Muntz off balance momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz throws the kick towards the body but Crowe avoids it.
Muntz misses with a straight left.
Muntz checks a low kick from Crowe.
Muntz misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Muntz crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Crowe - the referee stops the clock and Muntz gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Crowe. Muntz manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Crowe checks the leg kick nicely there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muntz.
Crowe lands with a cross.
Muntz motions for Crowe to come forward. Muntz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nice body kick there by Muntz.
Muntz is looking to slow Crowe down with leg kicks.
Muntz blocks a low kick nicely.
Crowe throws a wild body kick that Muntz sees coming a mile off.
Crowe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crowe feints and then cracks Muntz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Muntz down.
Muntz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz swings for the body but Crowe moves out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Muntz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. Crowe does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slow jab from Muntz misses its intended target.
Crowe walks into a left hand.
Muntz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crowe moves away.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Crowe.
Crowe misses with a head kick.
Muntz takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Muntz misses with a hook.
Crowe motions for Muntz to come forward. Crowe throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Muntz moves out of range as Crowe throws a body kick.
Crowe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe throws a solid leg kick but Muntz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Crowe.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Crowe, right into the meat.
Crowe dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Muntz. That did some damage!
Muntz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Muntz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz with a nice cross.
Crowe connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Crowe misses with a looping right.
Muntz lands with a hook. Crowe tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Crowe pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Muntz closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Muntz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Crowe.
Crowe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Crowe jumps guard but Muntz stands there with Crowe around his waist. Crowe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Muntz gets through Crowe's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz working aggressively here.

Crowe manages to break the clinch.
Crowe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Muntz.
Crowe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Muntz.
Muntz throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A bone on bone clash there as Muntz blocks the leg kick.
Crowe takes one to the side of the head.
Crowe throws out a leg kick but Muntz moves out of range and Crowe only half commits.
Muntz blocks a low kick nicely.
Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Decent striking displayed by Muntz there.

Crowe is rocked!
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crowe is still on wobbly legs! Can Muntz finish him?
Muntz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Muntz thows a body kick. Crowe tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Muntz scores with the left hand. Crowe knows he should have avoided that one.
Slim Crowe seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Crowe throws a wild body kick that Muntz sees coming a mile off.
Muntz drops Crowe with a big left hand! Crowe is injured, injured bad! Muntz jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz retains his welterweight title!
Nelson Muntz decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.