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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manchester Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Gentry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Black comes to the cage accompanied by 2pac - Raise Up. Gentry comes into a darkened arena with his song building. hammer time kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Black has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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183 cm
22
192 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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150 cm
27
300 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Manchester Black! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Homer Gentry! The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Gentry has closed the distance and engaged Black in a clinch.
Black tries to break the clinch but Gentry is controlling the position. Gentry blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Gentry - that landed with a thud.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gentry. Black prevents a body shot from Gentry. Nice body punch from Gentry - that landed with a thud.
Black is breathing heavily. Black's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A short body shot lands from Gentry as the two fighters clinch.
Gentry lands with a short punch from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action! Gentry tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Gentry lands with a short shot to the head. Gentry lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Gentry lands with a left to the head. Gentry works on Black's body with a couple of short punches. Gentry lands with a short shot to the head. Gentry lands a left hand.
Black is rocked! A right hook to the body lands for Gentry.
That's one minute gone in the round. Gentry lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Oh Black is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Gentry is stalling here.
Gentry throws a big uppercut that drops Black! More strikes from Gentry and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Black lies dazed against the cage as Gentry celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Gentry! A very excited looking Homer Gentry made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. In defeat, Manchester Black stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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