PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eli Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aung San Suu Kyi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe comes to the cage accompanied by Angry Johnny & The Killbillies - Kill Again. Suu Kyi has chosen Peace Prize Speech as his entrance music. Aung San Suu Kyi will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Crowe
vs
San Suu Kyi

181 cm
29
215 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

193 cm
30
220 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eli Crowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Aung San Suu Kyi!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Crowe. Suu Kyi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Suu Kyi throws the kick towards the body but Crowe avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Suu Kyi. Crowe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crowe tries to counter by clinching up but Suu Kyi breaks away and moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Crowe crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Suu Kyi - the referee stops the clock and Crowe gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Suu Kyi. Crowe manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Suu Kyi works the jab nicely.
The fighters circling - Crowe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Suu Kyi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Crowe misses with an uppercut. Suu Kyi saw that one coming.
Crowe misses the shot to the body.
A clash of legs there as Crowe blocks the low kick.
Crowe uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

It looks like Aung San Suu Kyi has been cut.
Suu Kyi takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Crowe avoids the body shot from Suu Kyi.
Suu Kyi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A slapping body kick lands there for Crowe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crowe fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Suu Kyi looks winded!
Suu Kyi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crowe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Crowe rushes Suu Kyi and presses him up against the cage.
Suu Kyi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Suu Kyi tries a knee to the head but Crowe blocks it.
Crowe connects with a nasty looking knee right to Suu Kyi's face.
Crowe scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Suu Kyi lands with a light punch inside.
Crowe unloads a knee to the mid-section. Suu Kyi lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Crowe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crowe pushes Suu Kyi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Suu Kyi throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Crowe blocks it with crossed arms.
Suu Kyi missing with knees to the body.
Crowe prevents the takedown attempt.
Suu Kyi taking a breather.
A short right from Suu Kyi on the inside.
Our sources have told us that Crowe has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Suu Kyi looking for a takedown.
Suu Kyi looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Suu Kyi wants to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suu Kyi is trying to maintain a safe position but Crowe gets an underhook and turns Suu Kyi into the cage.
Crowe tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Suu Kyi avoids it.
Suu Kyi lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Crowe is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Suu Kyi is defending well for now.
Suu Kyi misses with a body punch.
Crowe misses with a knee to the head.
Suu Kyi can't find room to land a body shot as Crowe controls the action.
Crowe avoids a wild elbow strike from Suu Kyi.
Crowe tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Suu Kyi avoids it.
Crowe lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Suu Kyi cracks Crowe with a nice body shot.
Suu Kyi takes an elbow to the forehead.
Suu Kyi tries a knee to the head but Crowe blocks it.
Suu Kyi on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Crowe comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That has opened up Aung San Suu Kyi's cut even more.
Suu Kyi pushes off an throws an elbow but Crowe leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Suu Kyi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Crowe trying to land knees to the body.
Crowe blocks an elbow strike.
Crowe lands a shoulder strike.
Suu Kyi avoiding damage as Crowe throws knees to the body.
Suu Kyi lands a body shot.
Suu Kyi blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Suu Kyi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crowe connects with a nasty looking knee right to Suu Kyi's face.
Crowe scores with a knee to the head.

The cut above Aung San Suu Kyi's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Crowe misses with a knee strike.
Crowe blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Crowe lands a nice knee to the body.
Crowe avoids the elbow strike from Suu Kyi, against the cage.
Crowe lands a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Suu Kyi misses with an elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suu Kyi content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Crowe managing to block the knees to the body from Suu Kyi.
Crowe lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Suu Kyi misses with the head strike.
Suu Kyi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Crowe avoids it.
Crowe comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Crowe tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Suu Kyi avoids it.
Crowe takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Eli Crowe has been cut.
Crowe comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Aung San Suu Kyi's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Aung San Suu Kyi's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eli Crowe!
Eli Crowe decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.