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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Slim Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Crowe might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Noah Gundersen - Oh Death. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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180 lbs
26 - 10 - 0 |
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185 cm
32
180 lbs
36 - 7 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Crowe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nelson Muntz!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crowe throws a lazy right hand but Muntz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Muntz throws a low kick, looking for Crowe's leg but Crowe calmly moves out of range.
Muntz throws a leg kick that misses.
Muntz takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Muntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Crowe throws a head kick that misses.
Crowe chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Muntz can pounce on him.
Crowe connects with a body shot.
Muntz scores with a jab. Crowe acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Crowe misses with a double jab
and Muntz counters with a thumping low kick.
Crowe misses with a kick to the body
and Muntz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Muntz lands a leg kick that knocks Crowe off balance momentarily.
A leg kick checked by Muntz.
A countering left hand to the body from Muntz misses.
A head kick misses from Muntz.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Muntz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe takes one to the side of the head.
Muntz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That kick from Muntz tenderised Crowe's leg. Crowe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Muntz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Crowe's sensitive parts.
Crowe throws a body kick that misses.
Crowe checks a leg kick.
Slim Crowe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muntz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Crowe looks to land a right hand but Muntz moved out of range.
Muntz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Muntz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Crowe.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Muntz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Crowe has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Crowe and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Muntz takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Crowe scores with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crowe connects with the punch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Crowe, right into the meat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe throws a leg kick
and Muntz counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Crowe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Muntz.
Crowe throws a hook but Muntz blocks it.
Crowe blocks the body kick.
Crowe throws a quick counter kick to the body but Muntz avoids it.
Crowe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muntz throws out the jab.
Crowe looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Muntz looks for the body kick but Crowe saw that one coming.
Crowe feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Muntz sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Muntz throws a body kick that misses.
Crowe throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Crowe throws a big shot that misses.
Muntz throws a combination that misses
and Crowe finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Muntz looks winded!
Crowe tries to land a front kick but Muntz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A head kick by Muntz misses
and Crowe counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Muntz thinking.
Muntz drops his hands momentarily and Crowe takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz moves forwards but Crowe connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Muntz throws a body shot but no joy.
Crowe drops Muntz with a huge uppercut! Muntz drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Crowe is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slim Crowe!
Slim Crowe retains his welterweight title!
Slim Crowe took some time post fight to say the following; 'Haa-haa!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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