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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Slim Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert De Noteboom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe comes to the cage accompanied by Noah Gundersen - Oh Death. De Noteboom is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Erika - I Don't Know. Slim Crowe had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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180 lbs
28 - 10 - 0 |
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182 lbs
33 - 19 - 1 |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Crowe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robert De Noteboom!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Crowe misses with a wild body shot.
De Noteboom drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Crowe defends it well.
Crowe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Crowe.
De Noteboom feints the counter takedown.
Crowe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by De Noteboom.
Crowe throws an overhand right that lands on De Noteboom's shoulder, as De Noteboom tries to avoid the shot.
De Noteboom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Noteboom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crowe.
De Noteboom feints the counter takedown.
Crowe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract De Noteboom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Crowe does it's job there.
Crowe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
De Noteboom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crowe.
De Noteboom feints the counter takedown.
Crowe throws a lazy right hand but De Noteboom sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Crowe catches De Noteboom with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
De Noteboom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crowe.
De Noteboom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Crowe. Beautiful body shot.
De Noteboom on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Crowe throws a body kick that misses
and De Noteboom counters with a shoot takedown. Crowe fights it but they end up in guard.
Crowe seems keen to control De Noteboom's posture.
De Noteboom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
De Noteboom throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
De Noteboom throwing strikes but missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom is looking to work some ground and pound but Crowe has wrist control.
Crowe will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
De Noteboom trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Crowe managing to control the position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Crowe avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Crowe misses with a wild body shot.
Crowe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
De Noteboom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Crowe is looking to clinch but De Noteboom is avoiding it.
De Noteboom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Crowe tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. De Noteboom manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
De Noteboom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Crowe works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Crowe thows a leg kick but De Noteboom checks it
and De Noteboom counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
De Noteboom looks to land a strike but Crowe avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
De Noteboom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
De Noteboom won't allow Crowe to sweep him here.
De Noteboom postures up and lands a big shot to Crowe's brow.
Crowe looking for a sweep. Not yet Crowe, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slim Crowe dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
De Noteboom keeps the fight on the outside.
De Noteboom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Crowe misses with a jab, cross combination.
De Noteboom feints the counter takedown.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Crowe misses with a kick to the body.
Crowe clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Noteboom has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Crowe after a bit of a struggle.
De Noteboom looking for a takedown.
Crowe misses with a body punch.
Crowe is pressed up against the cage. De Noteboom has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Crowe down to the mat. Crowe avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Slim Crowe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robert De Noteboom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
De Noteboom slips under a jab from Crowe.
De Noteboom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Crowe lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
De Noteboom takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A slapping leg kick lands for Crowe.
De Noteboom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crowe.
De Noteboom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Crowe is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that De Noteboom can do to turn this around?
De Noteboom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Crowe scores with a hook to the body. De Noteboom takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Crowe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Crowe throws a low kick but De Noteboom moves out of range easily.
Crowe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
De Noteboom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crowe. De Noteboom does a little dance to reset his feet.
De Noteboom avoids the head kick by Crowe.
De Noteboom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Crowe coming out on top.
Crowe doesn't manage to clinch there - De Noteboom circles away.
De Noteboom feints the counter takedown.
Crowe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Crowe misses with an uppercut.
De Noteboom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crowe.
Slim Crowe is winning the standup battle so far.
Crowe moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Crowe misses with a leg kick.
Crowe misses with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crowe.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Crowe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De Noteboom was well out of range. Poor timing from Crowe.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Crowe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slim Crowe dominated that second round.
That's time! Crowe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Crowe looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Crowe misses with a combination
and De Noteboom counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Crowe gets back to full guard.
De Noteboom cracks Crowe with a solid left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Noteboom tries to free his leg and advance position but Crowe is retaining full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
De Noteboom throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
De Noteboom tries to free his leg and advance position but Crowe is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
De Noteboom is looking to advance position but Crowe has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Crowe sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crowe's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Crowe tries to control but De Noteboom wriggling away.
De Noteboom tries to lock up and control but Crowe gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe controlling from the full mount.
De Noteboom wants to hold on but Crowe pushes him away.
Crowe content just to control the position here.
De Noteboom wants to hold on but Crowe pushes him away.
De Noteboom has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Robert De Noteboom has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
De Noteboom tries to hold on but Crowe postures up.
De Noteboom is working to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Crowe controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slim Crowe clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A bone on bone clash there as De Noteboom blocks the leg kick.
Crowe misses with a lunging right hand
and De Noteboom counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
De Noteboom thows a huge punch but Crowe dodges it nicely.
De Noteboom missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
De Noteboom throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
De Noteboom missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crowe avoiding damage under a succession of punches from De Noteboom.
De Noteboom landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Crowe wants to get back to full guard.
De Noteboom lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
De Noteboom thows a huge punch but Crowe dodges it nicely.
De Noteboom thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Crowe misses with a wild body shot.
Crowe throws a nice looking combination but De Noteboom bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Crowe scores with a jab to the head.
Crowe misses with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Crowe.
A cross from Crowe lands.
Crowe scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. De Noteboom doesn't seem bothered though.
De Noteboom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crowe.
De Noteboom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Crowe connects with a good right hand that stumbles De Noteboom. De Noteboom circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe throws a body punch but De Noteboom moves out of range.
De Noteboom blocks a leg kick.
Crowe throws a hook but De Noteboom avoids it easily.
Crowe fails in his attempt to clinch.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Crowe tries to clinch but De Noteboom moves out of range.
Crowe lands an overhand right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe cracks a nice hook into De Noteboom's ribs.
Crowe lands a jab to De Noteboom's midsection.
Crowe lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Crowe throws a body punch but De Noteboom moves out of range.
De Noteboom feints the counter takedown.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crowe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slim Crowe had his way with Robert De Noteboom in that round.
That's time! Crowe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Crowe misses the shot to the body.
De Noteboom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Some wild striking there from Crowe.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Crowe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by De Noteboom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Crowe misses.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by De Noteboom.
Slim Crowe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crowe throws a leg kick that is checked
so De Noteboom counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
De Noteboom throws an elbow that misses. Crowe uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in De Noteboom's guard. Nice move by Crowe!
Crowe has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of De Noteboom is proving hard to escape from.
Crowe not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Crowe wants to stand but De Noteboom has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe controls from within his opponent's guard.
Crowe looking to pass the guard.
De Noteboom looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe tries to free his leg and advance position but De Noteboom is retaining full guard.
Crowe is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
De Noteboom is working an open guard so Crowe takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
De Noteboom staying out of range there.
De Noteboom with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Crowe fails to land with a series of punches.
Crowe thuds his right hand into De Noteboom's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Slim Crowe is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
De Noteboom closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Crowe swings for the body but De Noteboom moves out of range.
Slim Crowe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crowe throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
De Noteboom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Crowe throws a jab when De Noteboom was well out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Crowe showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Crowe, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Slim Crowe!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Slim Crowe!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Slim Crowe!
Slim Crowe wins by unanimous decision!
Slim Crowe retains his welterweight title!
Post fight, Slim Crowe stared into the camera and said 'Yeah! Take those CTDs and stuff 'em!'.
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