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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phil Coulson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Aegukka. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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207 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Phil Coulson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Hirohito Nitta and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Coulson.
Jong Un scores with a hook to the body. Coulson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jong Un avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jong Un feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Coulson's calf.
Jong Un takes a swing at Coulson's ribcage but misses.
Coulson looks to land a body kick but Jong Un moved away.
Jong Un throws a leg kick but Coulson moved away.
Coulson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un throws a good cross that connects.
Jong Un works the jab nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coulson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jong Un.
Coulson moves out of range as Jong Un strikes.
Jong Un lands a head shot.
Coulson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jong Un connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Coulson scrambles back to his feet.
Jong Un looks for the body kick but Coulson saw that one coming.
Coulson throws a quick counter kick to the body but Jong Un avoids it.
Coulson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Coulson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jong Un.
Coulson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jong Un.
Jong Un jabs Coulson right on the nose. Coulson blinks but takes it well.
Jong Un misses with a body shot.
Jong Un scores with a sloppy right hand. Coulson should have avoided that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coulson defending well as Jong Un loads up on a big left hand.
Jong Un misses with a body shot.
Jong Un swings for the body but Coulson moves out of range.
Jong Un misses with an uppercut.
Coulson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Crunch! Jong Un slams his shin into Coulson's torso.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jong Un finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Coulson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Jong Un scores with a nice strike.
A slow jab from Jong Un misses its intended target.
Coulson throws a quick counter head kick but Jong Un was just out of range.
Coulson misses with a looping right.
A solid body kick from Coulson.
Coulson tries for a takedown but Jong Un sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jong Un thuds his right hand into Coulson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Coulson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A big right from Jong Un misses.
Coulson throws a lazy right hand but Jong Un sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice shot by Jong Un.
Coulson misses the shot to the body.
Coulson looks to throw the jab but Jong Un is out of range.
Jong Un misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Jong Un misses the target.
Jong Un with a hook.
Jong Un swings for the body but Coulson moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Jong Un. Beautiful body shot.
Jong Un slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jong Un throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jong Un throws a body punch but Coulson moves out of range.
Jong Un connects with a body shot.
Jong Un throws an off balance right hand
and Coulson counters with a solid body kick.
A lazy left from Jong Un finds it's target.
Jong Un works Coulson's body with a nice hook.
Coulson misses with a wild combination.
Coulson scores with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jong Un scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jong Un ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Coulson throws the kick towards the body but Jong Un avoids it.
Jong Un throws a right and a left that Coulson avoids nicely.
Coulson swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jong Un ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jong Un tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coulson was well out of range. Poor timing from Jong Un.
Coulson jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Jong Un throws out a powerful jab.
Jong Un scores with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jong Un takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Coulson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Coulson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un scores with a decent looking hook.
Coulson throws a sloppy body shot
and Jong Un counters with a crisp one two that drops Coulson! Jong Un thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Coulson to his feet! Coulson is in big trouble!
Coulson is rocked!
Coulson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jong Un avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A shot to the liver by Jong Un. Beautiful body shot.
Jong Un throws a right and a left that Coulson avoids nicely.
Coulson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Jong Un throws a body kick that misses.
Jong Un misses with a hook to the body
and Coulson counters with a stiff right hand.
Jong Un lands a slapping body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jong Un swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Coulson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Jong Un throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Coulson on the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un scores with a spinning back kick!
Jong Un misses with an uppercut.
Coulson is looking to counter punch.
Jong Un lands a leg kick that knocks Coulson off balance momentarily.
Coulson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jong Un connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Coulson scrambles back to his feet.
Jong Un misses with an uppercut. Coulson saw that one coming.
Jong Un throws an overhand right that lands on Coulson's shoulder, as Coulson tries to avoid the shot.
Jong Un lands a glancing blow to the side of Coulson's head.
Coulson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jong Un.
Jong Un misses with a body shot.
Coulson walks into a left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coulson throws a hook but Jong Un blocks it.
Jong Un ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coulson moves away.
Kim Jong Un seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Coulson misses with a body kick.
A nice side step and Jong Un releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Jong Un throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Coulson is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jong Un fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Coulson dips to his left and cracks Jong Un with an uppercut!
Coulson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kim Jong Un seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Coulson looks to score with a jab to the body but Jong Un is just out of range.
Jong Un ducks under a wild hook from Coulson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Coulson. Jong Un does a little dance to reset his feet.
An inside leg kick from Jong Un misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Jong Un misses its intended target.
Coulson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jong Un scores with a one two! Coulson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Coulson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jong Un just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jong Un misses with a wild combination.
Coulson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Coulson slips under a jab.
Jong Un has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jong Un dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Coulson. That did some damage!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Jong Un moves away from the strike by Coulson.
Jong Un jabs at Coulson's body.
Jong Un takes a swing at Coulson's ribcage but misses.
Jong Un moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Coulson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A big left from Jong Un misses.
Donk. Jong Un catches Coulson right on the button with a cross.
Jong Un throws out a powerful jab.
Coulson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un is looking to score with low kicks.
Coulson misses with a right hand
and Jong Un counters with a left to the body.
Jong Un swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coulson blocks a jab.
Coulson feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Coulson slips under a jab from Jong Un.
Kim Jong Un is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jong Un takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jong Un misses the shot to the body.
Coulson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jong Un looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jong Un throws a leg kick
and Coulson counters with a low kick, right behind Jong Un 's knee.
Coulson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jong Un swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Coulson throws a body punch but Jong Un moves out of range.
Jong Un throws a hook but Coulson blocks it.
Jong Un will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Coulson is looking to counter punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coulson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jong Un is looking to land body kicks.
A solid body kick from Jong Un.
Coulson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jong Un throws a leg kick
and Coulson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Un misses with a wild body shot.
Jong Un misses with a looping right.
Jong Un looks to land a left hand but Coulson moved out of range nicely.
Coulson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jong Un misses with a series of wild punches.
A little feinted left hand from Coulson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jong Un.
Jong Un tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coulson was well out of range. Poor timing from Jong Un.
Coulson's corner calls for a 1-2. Coulson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jong Un looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Coulson slips a straight right by Jong Un.
Coulson is looking to counter with a body kick.
Jong Un misses the shot to the body.
Jong Un rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Coulson counters with a nice body shot.
Coulson ducks under a wild hook from Jong Un.
Coulson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Coulson misses with a combination
and Jong Un counters with a straight right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coulson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jong Un lands with a nice body kick.
Jong Un tries to score with a low kick but Coulson moves his leg out of the way.
Coulson lands with a hook. Jong Un tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jong Un swings away with a body shot that misses
and Coulson counters with a right hand to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coulson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jong Un wants to slow Coulson down by chopping away at his legs.
Jong Un throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Coulson moves out of range as Jong Un strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un really dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Jong Un sizes up Coulson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Coulson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jong Un.
Jong Un throws a hook to the side of Coulson's head but Coulson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Coulson tries to move into range but Jong Un moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jong Un connects with a body shot that sends Coulson's belly button to the back.
Jong Un throws out a loose jab but Coulson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Coulson moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jong Un fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jong Un thows a left - swing and a miss!
A clash of legs there as Coulson blocks the low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un throws a poor cross that misses
and Coulson counters with a left to the body.
Coulson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jong Un walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Coulson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Coulson half committed to a counter leg kick.
Jong Un chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jong Un throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jong Un swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Coulson was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jong Un fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Coulson on the side of the head.
Coulson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Coulson slips under a jab.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jong Un.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coulson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jong Un throws a body punch but Coulson moves out of range.
Coulson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jong Un throws the kick towards the body but Coulson avoids it.
Jong Un lands a jab to the nose.
Coulson misses with a straight right.
Jong Un throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Jong Un.
Coulson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jong Un.
Jong Un has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Coulson finds it's way round the side to connect with Jong Un's head.
The fighters circling - Jong Un throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coulson slips a jab from Jong Un.
Some bone on bone action there as Coulson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jong Un throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
An attempted straight right counter from Coulson misses the target.
Jong Un misses with an uppercut. Coulson saw that one coming.
Coulson tried to counter with a leg kick but Jong Un avoided it.
Jong Un tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Coulson appears to be looking for a big counter.
Jong Un stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jong Un wants it to stay on the feet.
Jong Un staying out of range there.
Jong Un misses with an uppercut
and Coulson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jong Un swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Coulson throws a big counter combination but Jong Un scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jong Un avoids the head kick by Coulson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un takes a swing at Coulson's ribcage but misses.
Jong Un connects with an inside leg kick.
Jong Un has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Coulson.
A low kick from Jong Un misses
and Jong Un takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jong Un rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Coulson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Coulson avoids the body shot from Jong Un.
As Jong Un backs away, Coulson returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Jong Un connects with a solid leg kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Coulson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Coulson loads up on a big right hand but Jong Un slips the punch.
Coulson scores with a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Jong Un throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jong Un throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A punch combination from Jong Un misses.
An inside leg kick from Jong Un misses.
Jong Un misses with a straight right.
Coulson throwing a counter right hand but Jong Un manages to avoid it.
Jong Un throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An inside leg kick from Coulson misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un throws out a loose jab but Coulson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jong Un throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jong Un lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jong Un takes a swing at Coulson's ribcage but misses.
A little feinted left hand from Coulson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un misses the jab.
Jong Un connects with a good right hand that stumbles Coulson. Coulson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jong Un misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coulson.
Coulson takes a swing at Jong Un's ribcage but misses.
Coulson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jong Un manages to avoid it.
Coulson blocks a jab.
As Jong Un backs away, Coulson returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Coulson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Coulson is looking to counter with a body kick.
Coulson stuns Jong Un with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A slow jab from Jong Un misses its intended target.
Jong Un misses with a hook
letting Coulson counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un connects with an inside leg kick.
Coulson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jong Un connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Coulson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Coulson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Coulson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jong Un.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jong Un throws a leg kick but Coulson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jab by Coulson.
Jong Un swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Coulson misses with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coulson lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Coulson throws a jab when Jong Un was well out of range.
Jong Un punishes Coulson's body with a nice straight punch.
Jong Un lands with a good body shot.
Coulson fails to land the takedown.
Jong Un uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Coulson has time to react.
Jong Un throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Coulson.
Phil Coulson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coulson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jong Un.
Coulson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Coulson defending well as Jong Un loads up on a big left hand.
Both fighters circling a little - Jong Un finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Jong Un jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Coulson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coulson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jong Un swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jong Un slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Oh Coulson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Coulson might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Coulson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jong Un throws out the jab.
Coulson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Jab by Jong Un.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kim Jong Un comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jong Un has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 45:50
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 45:50
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kim Jong Un! Kim Jong Un retains his light heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Kim Jong Un thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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