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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lester Jangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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194 lbs
31 - 11 - 1 |
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185 cm
31
193 lbs
27 - 14 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lester Jangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jangles slips a jab and a cross from Pencil.
Lester Jangles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jangles getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jangles checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jangles misses with a low kick.
Pencil throws out a counter right but Jangles avoids it with no problem.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pencil.
Pencil tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pencil takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jangles misses with a double jab.
Pencil attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pencil takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jangles tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jangles throws a head kick but Pencil moves out of range.
Jangles fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pencil checks it well.
Pencil looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pencil has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jangles finds it's way round the side to connect with Pencil's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pencil misses with an uppercut
and Jangles counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pencil lands an overhand right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil moves out of range of the leg kick from Jangles.
Pencil was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pencil throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jangles sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jangles moves out of range of the leg kick from Pencil.
Pencil has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jangles.
Jangles connects with a solid leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Jangles.
Jangles tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jangles lands a big head kick that sends Pencil tumbling to the mat! Jangles takes a step backwards and waves Pencil back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Jangles fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pencil is out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jangles dives in for a single leg takedown but Pencil sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Pencil feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jangles's calf.
Pencil blocks a head kick by Jangles.
Pencil looks to land a left hand but Jangles moved out of range nicely.
Jangles swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A telegraphed right hand from Jangles misses the target.
A jab lands there for Jangles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil is looking to chop away at Jangles's legs.
Jangles uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pencil has time to react.
Pencil is rocked!
Pencil is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pencil is still on wobbly legs! Can Jangles finish him?
Pencil throws a leg kick but Jangles checks it.
Jangles is looking to slow Pencil down with leg kicks.
Pencil seems to have recovered his senses.
A big right from Pencil misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Jangles misses the target.
A punch combination from Pencil misses.
Jangles throws a body kick that misses.
Pencil throws a wild body kick that Jangles sees coming a mile off.
Jangles bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Pencil's head.
Jangles thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jangles lands with a nice body kick.
Jangles is looking to land body kicks.
Jangles chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wooden Pencil is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jangles cracks Pencil with a good jab.
The fighters circling - Jangles throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jangles tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pencil throws a right hand that misses
and Jangles connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jangles fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pencil.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pencil.
Jangles throws a push kick but Pencil slaps the foot to one side.
Pencil tries to counter with a clinch but Jangles shakes him off and moves away.
Jangles misses with an uppercut. Pencil saw that one coming.
Pencil thows a leg kick but Jangles checks it
and Jangles counters with a combination of strikes to the head and body that crumple Pencil!
Jangles looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Jangles looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jangles throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Pencil to regain full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil has his feet on Jangles's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Jangles slips a jab from Pencil.
Pencil takes a swing at Jangles's ribcage but misses.
Jangles is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Both fighters circling a little - Jangles finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Pencil throws a leg kick but Jangles sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jangles throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Pencil misses with a low kick.
Jangles throws a low kick but Pencil avoids it.
Jangles is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jangles uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pencil has time to react.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Jangles dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A big right from Jangles misses.
Pencil misses with a low kick.
Pencil scores with a leg kick.
Lester Jangles is winning the standup battle so far.
Jangles connects with a crisp jab.
Jangles misses with a kick to the body.
Nice defenses there by Pencil.
Pencil lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jangles misses with a body shot.
Pencil will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Pencil goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jangles looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Pencil lands a leg kick that knocks Jangles off balance momentarily.
Jangles bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jangles feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pencil's calf.
Jangles on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pencil. Pencil obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jangles looks to land a left hand but Pencil moved out of range nicely.
It seemed like Pencil was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pencil is looking to chop away at Jangles's legs.
Jangles fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pencil is out of range.
Jangles is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pencil moves out of range of the body kick.
Pencil tries to score with a low kick but Jangles moves his leg out of the way.
Jangles thinks about countering with a body kick.
Pencil jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jangles misses with a takedown attempt
and Jangles takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jangles gets off balance looking for a body kick
letting Pencil counter with a right hand.
Jangles lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Pencil on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pencil throws a leg kick that misses.
Jangles moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A leg kick checked by Jangles.
Jangles cracks the inside of Pencil's front leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jangles looks to land a body kick but Pencil moved away.
Jangles backing away here, and Pencil unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pencil. That's going to slow Jangles down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jangles misses with a wild body shot.
Jangles jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pencil steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Jangles.
Jangles throws an overhand right that lands on Pencil's shoulder, as Pencil tries to avoid the shot.
Jangles throws a leg kick but Pencil checks it.
Pencil tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jangles is able to avoid easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Jangles.
Jangles takes a swing at Pencil's ribcage but misses.
Jangles stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pencil.
Pencil fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jangles on the side of the head.
Pencil takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jangles ducks under a wild hook from Pencil.
Jangles lands with an uppercut that bounces Pencil off the cage and back into range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
It looks like Lester Jangles has been cut.
Pencil thumps Jangles with a low kick.
Jangles misses the jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pencil checks a leg kick.
Jangles takes a swing at Pencil's ribcage but misses.
Pencil connects with a looping right hand.
Pencil throws a front kick aimed at Jangles's knee but Jangles avoids it well.
Pencil takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pencil throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pencil throws a low kick, looking for Jangles's leg but Jangles calmly moves out of range.
Jangles listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jangles is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pencil can do to turn this around?
Pencil chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jangles can pounce on him.
Jangles throws a leg kick but Pencil sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pencil checks a leg kick nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jangles on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jangles throws out a leg kick but Pencil moves out of range and Jangles only half commits.
A low kick from Jangles misses
and Pencil counters with a stiff right hand.
Jangles just misses with a punch to the body.
Pencil ducks right into an uppercut from Jangles.
Jangles misses with a low kick.
Jangles digs a good hook to Pencil's body.
Pencil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jangles.
Jangles throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pencil sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pencil scores with a head kick.
Jangles misses the body punch
letting Pencil counter with a right hand.
Jangles bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pencil's head backwards.
Jangles throws a right hand that Pencil ducks under and follows up with a left that Pencil also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Lester Jangles will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lester Jangles's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Jangles cracks Pencil with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Pencil tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Jangles pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Pencil is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Jangles!
After the fight, Lester Jangles was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
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hype
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