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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thorvald Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theon Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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208 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Thorvald Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theon Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Santiago Holmes and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Theon Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Theon Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Thorvald Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thorvald Thundercunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Theon Thundercunt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Theon Thundercunt swings widly with a right hand
and Thorvald Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Theon Thundercunt has been cut.
Theon Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thorvald Thundercunt.
Theon Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Theon Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Thorvald Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Theon Thundercunt pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A little feinted left hand from Thorvald Thundercunt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Thorvald Thundercunt scores with a jab to the head.
Theon Thundercunt listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Thorvald Thundercunt lunges at Theon Thundercunt with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Theon Thundercunt's hand.
Theon Thundercunt thuds his right hand into Thorvald Thundercunt's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Theon Thundercunt looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Thorvald Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Theon Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thorvald Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Theon Thundercunt.
Theon Thundercunt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Thorvald Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Theon Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Theon Thundercunt swings for the body but Thorvald Thundercunt moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorvald Thundercunt scores with a punch to the head.
Theon Thundercunt is rocked!
Thorvald Thundercunt fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Theon Thundercunt to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Theon Thundercunt looks to clinch but Thorvald Thundercunt throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Theon Thundercunt taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Thorvald Thundercunt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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