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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arman Aigul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodericus Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aigul kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ak Tilek. The key to victory for Arman Aigul has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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225 lbs
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195 cm
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255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Arman Aigul!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodericus Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Michael Johnstone and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aigul closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Aigul.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Aigul manages to pull guard.
Aigul doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Aigul striking off his back but it's not causing Thundercunt any problems.
Aigul working a defensive guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt won't allow Aigul to sweep him here.
Aigul is working hard here to advance position.
Aigul trying to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aigul wants to sweep here but Thundercunt controlling him for the moment.
Aigul is trying to keep Thundercunt in close.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Aigul will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Aigul swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Thundercunt slaps away a takedown attempt from Aigul, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Aigul instigates a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aigul trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Aigul into the cage.
Aigul tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Aigul is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Arman Aigul. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Aigul is trying to maintain a safe position but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns Aigul into the cage.
Aigul tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Thundercunt just stands there and leans against the cage.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Aigul jumps guard.
Aigul is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt stops Aigul from standing up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Thundercunt throwing strikes but missing.
Thundercunt throwing strikes but missing.
Thundercunt looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Thundercunt is continuing to stall.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Aigul preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Aigul misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Aigul uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Aigul tries to bum rush Thundercunt with a series of wild strikes but Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Aigul throws a series of punches but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Theodericus Thundercunt dominated that round.
That's time! Aigul's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Aigul is trying hard to land a takedown here. Thundercunt sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Aigul has closed the distance and engaged Thundercunt in a clinch.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Aigul blocks an uppercut.
Aigul's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Aigul wants to stall.
Thundercunt works on Aigul's body with a couple of short punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Aigul wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Aigul ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Aigul tries to counter by clinching up but Thundercunt breaks away and moves out of range.
Aigul pushes Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Aigul's head.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Aigul's head.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Aigul is rocked!
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Aigul backwards.
Oh Aigul is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thundercunt mutters something to Aigul before pushing him back against the cage. As Aigul comes back towards him, Thundercunt unloads a hook from the very depths of hell that knocks Aigul clean out! Oh. My. God. That is some seriously brutal stuff right there! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodericus Thundercunt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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