PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thorvald Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Filipe Boaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Thundercunt
vs
Boaz

188 cm
25
208 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
217 lbs
2 - 1 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Thorvald Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Filipe Boaz!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Bart Greer and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boaz moves out of range of the strikes.
Boaz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Thundercunt seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boaz was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
A nice side step and Boaz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt takes a swing at Boaz's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Boaz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boaz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Thundercunt on the side of the head.
Boaz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boaz lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Thundercunt backs up against the cage.

It looks like Thorvald Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt digs a good body shot into Boaz's ribs.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Boaz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boaz misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boaz.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Boaz is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Thundercunt with a body shot.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Boaz.
Thundercunt tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Boaz manages to circle out of the way.
Thundercunt throws a predictable looking body shot
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice defenses there by Boaz.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Boaz tries to move into range but Thundercunt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Boaz looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt stuns Boaz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Boaz scores with a nice head shot.
Thundercunt closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boaz drops his hands momentarily and Thundercunt takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Boaz slips the punch.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Boaz moves out of range.
Boaz looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Boaz slips under a jab.
Thundercunt lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Thundercunt connects with a nice looking jab.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Boaz slips the punch.
Boaz throws out a counter right but Thundercunt avoids it with no problem.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Boaz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Boaz moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boaz misses with a straight left.
Nice uppercut lands for Thundercunt. That snapped Boaz's head back.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Boaz moves away.
Thundercunt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Boaz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Boaz throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Boaz swings widly with a right hand
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Boaz.
Boaz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Boaz.
Thorvald Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boaz throws out a counter right but Thundercunt avoids it with no problem.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Boaz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Boaz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boaz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thundercunt throws out the jab.
Boaz throws out a counter right but Thundercunt avoids it with no problem.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Boaz moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a nice shot that snaps Boaz's head back.

Boaz gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Boaz tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Boaz is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Boaz tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Boaz back against the cage.
Thundercunt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Boaz has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Thundercunt pushes Boaz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thorvald Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Thorvald Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Boaz misses with a straight right.
A right-left combo lands from Thundercunt.

It looks like Filipe Boaz has been cut.
Thundercunt misses with a two punch combination.
Boaz takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Boaz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thundercunt throws out the jab.
Boaz doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Boaz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thundercunt thuds a left hand into Boaz's body.
Thundercunt scores with a body shot.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Boaz takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boaz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thorvald Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Boaz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boaz throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boaz looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boaz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boaz avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Boaz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boaz is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Boaz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boaz can do to turn this around?
Thundercunt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Boaz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boaz avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Boaz! But no joy.
Thundercunt misses with a right hand
and Boaz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thundercunt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The fight stays on the outside here - Thundercunt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boaz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Boaz misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Boaz bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch
and Boaz counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt jabs at Boaz's body.
Boaz throws a lazy uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a two punch combo.
Boaz throws a right hand that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Boaz avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boaz might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boaz walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Boaz moves away.
Boaz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Thundercunts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Boaz takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Thundercunt digs a good hook to Boaz's body.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
A quick step to the side and Thundercunt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boaz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Boaz slips the punch.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the body
and Boaz counters with a series of strikes. Thundercunt will be more careful next time no doubt.
Thundercunt throws a left and a right that both miss
and Boaz counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boaz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boaz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thundercunt throws out the jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Boaz.
Boaz moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Boaz! But no joy.
Thundercunt lands the left hand.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Boaz moves away.
Thundercunt sizes up Boaz with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little jabbing left from Boaz on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Boaz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Boaz lands a slapping body shot.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thorvald Thundercunt dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Boaz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A swing and a miss from Boaz.
Boaz's jab looks to have found its range, popping Thundercunt under the eye.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Boaz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thundercunt lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Boaz counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt misses with a jab to the body
and Boaz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boaz moves out of range of the strikes.
Boaz throws out a counter right but Thundercunt avoids it with no problem.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boaz looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boaz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Boaz on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Boaz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters circling - Boaz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt looks to land a right hand but Boaz moved out of range.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
It seemed like Boaz was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Boaz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Boaz! But no joy.
Boaz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Thundercunt jabs Boaz to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Boaz rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boaz avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Boaz throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a jab when Boaz was well out of range.
Thundercunt moves in looking to clinch but Boaz pushes him off.
Boaz defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Boaz avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.

Thundercunt clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Boaz or not.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.

Boaz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Boaz throws a lazy uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
Boaz takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boaz at a distance.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Boaz moves out of range.
Boaz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
Thundercunt catches Boaz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Boaz takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boaz.
Thundercunt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Boaz moves forwards but Thundercunt connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Thundercunt misses with a lunging right hand
and Boaz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Thundercunt throws the left hand but Boaz avoids the punch easily.
Boaz let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boaz drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Boaz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boaz swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boaz scores with a nice strike.
Boaz swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Thundercunt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boaz misses with a two punch combination.
Boaz has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the jaw.
Boaz looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Boaz throws a counter combo.
Filipe Boaz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boaz moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thorvald Thundercunt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Thundercunt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thorvald Thundercunt!
Thorvald Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.