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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Teddy Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terrance Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Teddy Bear has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Teddy Bear seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Teddy Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Terrance Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Bear looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bear definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bear tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Bear uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Nice cross by Thundercunt.
Bear misses with a combination
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt jabs at Bear's body.
Bear keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bear throws a series of punches but Thundercunt avoids them all with ease.
Bear wants to clinch up but Thundercunt keeps it at a distance.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bear misses with a two punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Bear tries to clinch up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bear fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bear has time to react.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body. Bear takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Bear moves out of range.
Thundercunt misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bear wants to clinch.
Bear wants to clinch
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bear moves away.
Bear misses with a two punch combination.
Bear scores with a nice body kick.
Thundercunt jabs at Bear's body.
Bear ducks right into an uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bear sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Bear went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Bear fails with an attempt to clinch.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Good shot there by Thundercunt.
Bear defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Bear is looking to clinch but Thundercunt is avoiding it.
Thundercunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bear misses with a series of wild punches.
Thundercunt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bear counters with a good, hard body kick but Thundercunt shrugs it off.
Thundercunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Bear.
Bear tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Bear tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
Bear will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bear tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bear wants to clinch up but Thundercunt keeps it at a distance.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bear throws a wild body kick that Thundercunt sees coming a mile off.
Bear steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Bear wants to clinch.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Bear was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bear moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
Bear drives through and clinches with Thundercunt against the ropes.
Bear throws an elbow that misses.
Bear misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Thundercunt.
Bear escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bear tries to clinch but Thundercunt is having none of it.
Bear avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bear fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bear tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Bear moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
Bear swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt wants to counter with a clinch but Bear pushes him away.
Nice shot by Thundercunt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt throws a right and a left that Bear avoids nicely.
Bear throws a series of punches but Thundercunt avoids them all with ease.
Bear throws a right and a left that Thundercunt avoids nicely.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Bear doesn't manage to clinch there - Thundercunt circles away.
Bear tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thundercunt swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bear ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt throws a jab when Bear was well out of range.
Bear is looking to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Terrance Thundercunt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Thundercunt throws a looping overhand right but Bear ducks down to avoid it.
Bear throws a big counter combination but Thundercunt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Bear blocks it.
Bear has taken the fight to the clinch.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as Bear throws knees to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Bear throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Bear tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thundercunt avoids it.
Bear creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
It looks like Terrance Thundercunt has been cut.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Bear takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt pushes Bear back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Thundercunt manages to break the clinch.
Bear uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
It looked like Bear was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt's corner calls for a 1-2. Thundercunt obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Thundercunt looks to land a right hand but Bear moved out of range.
Thundercunt checks a leg kick nicely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Thundercunt, as that shot connected.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bear manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands with a cross.
Bear steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Terrance Thundercunt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bear tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Thundercunt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Teddy Bear is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bear is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bear ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A nice side step and Thundercunt releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Thundercunt digs a good hook to Bear's body.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Bear steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Bear tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A little jabbing left from Thundercunt on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bear looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Bear is out of range.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bear looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Thundercunt lands a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt scores with a hook.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Bear's head but Bear sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bear misses the shot to the body.
Bear moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
Thundercunt looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bear uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bear tries to stall but Thundercunt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Thundercunt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bear creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bear lands an elbow inside.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt stalling in the clinch but Bear improves position.
Thundercunt keeps control of Bear as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bear throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thundercunt blocks it with crossed arms.
Bear trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bear into the ropes.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Bear's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Thundercunt avoids a wild elbow strike from Bear.
Thundercunt is working Bear over against the ropes.
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bear manages to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bear doesn't manage to clinch there - Thundercunt circles away.
Terrance Thundercunt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bear fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bear is looking to clinch.
Thundercunt connects with a nice looking jab.
Bear keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bear tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thundercunt is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Bear with a hook.
Thundercunt drives through and clinches with Bear against the ropes.
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bear is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bear. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Terrance Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Terrance Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Bear's shoulder, as Bear tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Bear was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Bear saw that one coming.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Bear is out of range.
Bear went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Nice defenses there by Bear.
Bear is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a jab when Bear was well out of range.
Bear lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Thundercunt backs up against the ropes.
Bear avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
Bear misses the shot to the body.
Bear throws the left hand but Thundercunt avoids the punch easily.
Bear tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bear doesn't seem bothered though.
Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bear, pushing him back against the ropes.
Bear tries a knee to the head but Thundercunt blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Bear missing with knees to the body.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bear lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt is leaning against Bear and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bear tries to land a knee to the head but Thundercunt blocks with his arms.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Bear is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bear avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Bear tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Thundercunt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bear is looking to clinch.
Bear tries to clinch but Thundercunt is having none of it.
Bear takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bear avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bear ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bear displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thundercunt throws out the jab.
Bear tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Bear avoids it easily.
Bear rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thundercunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thundercunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Bear.
Bear defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bear wants to clinch up but Thundercunt keeps it at a distance.
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bear slips under a jab.
Bear tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bear slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Bear throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bear doesn't manage to clinch there - Thundercunt circles away.
Thundercunt looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Thundercunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Bear.
Thundercunt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Bear looks to land a combination but Thundercunt avoids it well.
Bear tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Teddy Bear has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bear looks to clinch
and Thundercunt counters with a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bear.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt throws a combination. Bear tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Thundercunt clinches up against the ropes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bear misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Thundercunt.
Bear breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a right and a left that Bear avoids nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Thundercunt. Those never looked like landing.
Thundercunt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bear wants to clinch.
Bear throws a body shot but no joy.
A punch lands to the side of Bear 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bear ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Bear appears to be looking for a big counter.
Terrance Thundercunt is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Bear sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Bear moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Terrance Thundercunt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Thundercunt has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Terrance Thundercunt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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