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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timmy Timmy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Calum Von Moger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Timmy Timmy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Timmy Timmy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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195 cm
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280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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188 cm
25
242 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Hates pizza |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Timmy Timmy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Calum Von Moger! The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Von Moger has taken the fight to the clinch.
Timmy is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though. Von Moger gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Timmy.
Von Moger has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Timmy clear over his head and slammed him to the mat! Timmy tries to escape the position.
Von Moger doesn't have the hooks in and Timmy manages to turn into his guard.
Timmy postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. Timmy working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Von Moger's head. Timmy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Timmy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round. Timmy is in close to Von Moger's body, working some short punches and elbows. Timmy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Timmy is in close to Von Moger's body, working some short punches and elbows. Timmy is in close to Von Moger's body, working some short punches and elbows. We've been hearing that Timmy has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish. Timmy postures up and lands a big shot to Von Moger's brow. Von Moger is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Von Moger can do anything to dispel that myth. Timmy connects with a couple of short punches. Timmy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control. Von Moger looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Timmy works over Von Moger with some ground and pound from guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Timmy keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Von Moger's head. Timmy content to stall in guard here. Timmy slips nicely into half guard. Von Moger taking some punishment here, with Timmy in his half guard. The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Timmy connects with a nice short shot to Von Moger's temple. Von Moger really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Timmy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Timmy wants to pass the guard but Von Moger is defending well. Timmy is thwarting Von Moger's attempts to control the position. Timmy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. Von Moger is looking for a sweep. Timmy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Timmy stalling. Nice strikes from Timmy there. Von Moger wants to control but Timmy is keeping busy.
Timmy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. Timmy stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Timmy looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Von Moger with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. Timmy seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Von Moger is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Timmy Timmy! Post fight, Timmy Timmy stared into the camera and said 'Stop setting me up with losers... Cmon lets get some competition in this bitchhhh'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
35% |
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