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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Hojackin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damo Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones has chosen damo's gay shite as his entrance music. Damo Jones is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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182 cm
25
212 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, David Hojackin! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Damo Jones! The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jones fails with the takedown enabling Hojackin to counter with a crisp jab. Jones pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. A little feinted left hand from Hojackin on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Jones looks to land a combination but Hojackin avoids it well. Jones tries to clinch and Hojackin counters with a stiff right hand. Jones with a lazy takedown attempt and Hojackin counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Jones tries to clinch there but Hojackin circles away.
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Jones misses with a double jab.
Jones should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Hojackin sends Jones crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Hojackin is motioning to the referee to let Jones up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Jones is rocked! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A lazy body kick from Jones and Hojackin counters with a crisp right hand that drops Jones! Hojackin lets Jones back up to his feet, looking for a finish! Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Hojackin finish him? Hojackin lands an uppercut, right on the button! Jones tumbles backwards into the ropes, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Hojackin! Damo Jones spoke after the fight, saying 'ahhh fuck it'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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