PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Bram Olaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Trumps Thundercunt is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Olaf
vs
Thundercunt

180 cm
25
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
175 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Very strong

Excellent MT
Powerful

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bram Olaf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trumps Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olaf throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Olaf looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
Olaf misses with a combination

and Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Olaf looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Olaf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Olaf takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Olaf's elbow.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Olaf.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Olaf digs a right hand into Thundercunt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thundercunt's gas tank.
Thundercunt lands an elbow inside that Olaf shrugs off.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt is working Olaf over against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Olaf misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Olaf swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Olaf fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Olaf backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Olaf avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Olaf misses with an elbow strike.
Thundercunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Olaf throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Olaf can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Olaf looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Olaf backwards.
Olaf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with an elbow strike.
Thundercunt throws an elbow but it misses.

Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Olaf.

Thundercunt moves into range and clinches up with Olaf.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Olaf.
Olaf avoids a wild elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Olaf avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Olafs head.
Olaf throws a head punch that misses.
Olaf misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thundercunt misses with an elbow over the top.
Olaf blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Olaf creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Olaf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt avoids a wild elbow strike from Olaf.
Olaf misses with a punch on the inside.
Olaf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.

Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Olaf moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
Thundercunt tries to counter by closing the distance.
Thundercunt delivers a nice body kick.
Thundercunt scores with a spinning back kick!
Olaf throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olaf walks into a stiff left hand from Thundercunt.

Olaf is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Olaf throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Olaf.
Oh Olaf is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Thundercunt engages and cracks Olaf with a massive lead left hook - Olaf tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Thundercunt is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Trumps Thundercunt!
Trumps Thundercunt very nearly forgot to thank Sully's Bar & Grill amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.