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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zui Quan Tso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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245 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
26
270 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power |
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zui Quan Tso!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Tso uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Tso steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Thundercunt.
Zui Quan Tso seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thundercunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Tso throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Tso throws a sloppy head kick and Thundercunt moves out of range easily.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Tso throws a wild body kick that Thundercunt sees coming a mile off.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Tso throws a body kick.
Thundercunt throws a good cross that connects.
Tso keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tso throws a poor cross that misses
letting Thundercunt counter with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt cracks a nice hook into Tso's ribs.
Tso walks into a straight right hand from Thundercunt.
Tso is rocked!
Thundercunt closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Tso out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
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