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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dino Bagatin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dino Bagatin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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180 lbs
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175 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dino Bagatin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trumps Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Michael Johnstone and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bagatin was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Bagatin walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Thundercunt checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt jabs Bagatin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A low kick from Bagatin is predictable there
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Bagatin misses.
Bagatin tried to score with a low kick but Thundercunt checks it.
Bagatin throws a right and a left that Thundercunt avoids nicely.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Bagatin.
Bagatin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Thundercunt under the eye.
Bagatin tries to keep at a distance but Thundercunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Bagatin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
I was talking to Bagatin's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bagatin blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to work over Bagatin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt gets through Bagatin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bagatin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Bagatin moves out of range.
Bagatin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Thundercunt clinches up against the cage.
Bagatin prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Bagatin blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Bagatin is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Bagatin.
Thundercunt gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands a nice elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bagatin tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Bagatin.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Bagatin working hard to break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Bagatin blocking some punches.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bagatins head.
A right handed body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is leaning against Bagatin and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bagatin is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt scores with a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bagatin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thundercunt dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bagatin. That did some damage!
Bagatin throws a leg kick that is checked
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
Bagatin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bagatin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thundercunt throws a front kick that sends Bagatin stumbling back into the cage.
Thundercunt scores with a leg kick.
Thundercunt lands a jab to Bagatin's midsection.
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Bagatin is rocked!
Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bagatin's defenses.
Oh Bagatin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt connects with a solid leg kick.
Bagatin seems to have got his legs back now.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Bagatin is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Thundercunt doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Bagatin crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Bagatin's bad books for that mishap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Trumps Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Trumps Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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hype
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