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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boobie Miles Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thundercunt has chosen You are a Cunt as his entrance music. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



198 cm
27
240 lbs
8 - 0 - 1
197 cm
26
260 lbs
10 - 0 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank


Sully's Bar & Grill


Sully's Bar & Grill


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Boobie Miles Iii!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Miles Iii was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Miles Iii swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thundercunt walks into a straight right hand from Miles Iii.
Thundercunt with a jab.
Miles Iii misses the shot to the body.
Miles Iii lands with a cross.
Miles Iii finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Miles Iii saw that one coming.
Miles Iii bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Miles Iii ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Miles Iii looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut
and Miles Iii counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Miles Iii on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Miles Iii scores with a jab.
Miles Iii bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Miles Iii seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Thundercunt scores with the left hand. Miles Iii knows he should have avoided that one.
Miles Iii bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It looked like Miles Iii wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Miles Iii on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Miles Iii on the side of the head.

Thundercunt rushes Miles Iii and presses him up against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Miles Iii avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Miles Iii's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Miles Iii's gas tank.
Miles Iii is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt effectively controlling the action here.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Miles Iii blocks an elbow strike.
Miles Iii misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt lands a nice elbow.


It looks like Boobie Miles Iii has been cut.
Thundercunt works on Miles Iii's body with a couple of short punches.
Thundercunt lands a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Miles Iii fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.

Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Miles Iii crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Miles Iii back to his feet!
Miles Iii throws a lazy head kick
and Thundercunt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Thundercunt has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Miles Iii gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Miles Iii out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt! Tommy Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
Tommy Thundercunt bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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G S C
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
67%
 
 
 
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