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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heath Herring (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Theodore Thundercunt could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Heath Herring's chin.
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245 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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193 cm
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250 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Heath Herring!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herring gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Herring drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Thundercunt throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Herring fails with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Herring.
Theodore Thundercunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heath Herring.
Herring walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
It looks like Heath Herring has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Herring has his takedown stuffed
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Herring is defended easily by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Herring ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Jab from Thundercunt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Herring has his takedown stuffed
and Thundercunt counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Herring out cold! What a finish! Thundercunt is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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