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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jarko Vatanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simpson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Coming Home. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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207 lbs
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190 cm
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210 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jarko Vatanen!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson misses with a low kick as Vatanen jumps back.
Vatanen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Simpson as he avoids it easily.
Vatanen tries to clinch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson throws a hook but Vatanen blocks it.
Simpson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Simpson throws a hook but Vatanen avoids it easily.
Jarko Vatanen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Vatanen is defended easily by Simpson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vatanen moves out of range of the strikes.
Vatanen tries to close the distance and clinch but Simpson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Vatanen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Simpson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bart Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jarko Vatanen.
Vatanen fails with the takedown
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Simpson tries to clinch there but Vatanen circles away.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Vatanen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Vatanen unleashes a big counter combination but Simpson bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Vatanen lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Simpson backs up against the cage.
It looks like Bart Simpson has been cut.
Simpson doesn't manage to clinch there - Vatanen circles away.
Simpson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Vatanen.
Vatanen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vatanen shoots and misses
and Simpson counters with a right hand to the body.
Vatanen closes the distance but Simpson moves to the side
and Simpson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vatanen tries to clinch there but Simpson circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Vatanen tenderised Simpson's leg. Simpson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Vatanen slips under a jab from Simpson.
Simpson gets tackled into the cage by Vatanen. Vatanen maintains the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Simpson.
Simpson looking to stall.
Simpson tries to score a body lock takedown but Vatanen shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vatanen gets control of Simpson's arms and successfully pulls guard. Vatanen will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Simpson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Simpson lands a couple of digs.
Simpson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vatanen trying to keep a closed guard but Simpson is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Simpson advances to half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Simpson in particular looking to stall.
Simpson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Simpson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Simpson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson stalling.
Simpson has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Simpson lands strikes from half guard.
Vatanen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Simpson pulls his head out easily.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Vatanen can do anything to dispel that myth.
Simpson maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Vatanen could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Simpson has cracked it and Vatanen is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Simpson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bart Simpson!
Our winner, Bart Simpson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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