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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Eyeam Yurmommy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Jostrzebski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yurmommy comes to the cage accompanied by Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Galantis. Jostrzebski has chosen Candyman as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!



150 cm
19
135 lbs
4 - 0 - 0
172 cm
19
143 lbs
2 - 2 - 0
Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eyeam Yurmommy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Joseph Jostrzebski!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yurmommy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jostrzebski counters with a nice uppercut.
Jostrzebski lands a glancing blow to the side of Yurmommy's head.
Jostrzebski scores with a jab. Yurmommy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jostrzebski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yurmommy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jostrzebski. Yurmommy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yurmommy misses with a right hand
and Jostrzebski counters with a straight right hand.
Jostrzebski avoids the body shot from Yurmommy.
Jostrzebski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Eyeam Yurmommy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jostrzebski paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jostrzebski misses with a hook. Yurmommy ducked under it nicely.
It looked like Yurmommy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Yurmommy looks to land a right hand but Jostrzebski moved out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Jostrzebski. That snapped Yurmommy's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yurmommy loads up on a big right hand but Jostrzebski slips the punch.
Jostrzebski doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Jostrzebski has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Jostrzebski closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jostrzebski is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Yurmommy lands with a straight right. Jostrzebski didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jostrzebski throws a hook but Yurmommy avoids it easily.
Yurmommy takes a swing at Jostrzebski's ribcage but misses.
Yurmommy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jostrzebski ducks right into an uppercut from Yurmommy.
Jostrzebski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Yurmommy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jostrzebski takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice jab there from Yurmommy.
Jostrzebski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jostrzebski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yurmommy.
Jostrzebski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yurmommy moves away.
Jostrzebski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yurmommy was well out of range. Poor timing from Jostrzebski.
Jostrzebski throws the left hand but Yurmommy avoids the punch easily.
Yurmommy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jostrzebski is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Yurmommy rather than just go for the knockout.
Yurmommy tries to move into range but Jostrzebski moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jostrzebski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yurmommy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy throws an overhand right that lands on Jostrzebski's shoulder, as Jostrzebski tries to avoid the shot.
Jostrzebski throws out a counter right but Yurmommy avoids it with no problem.
Jostrzebski thuds a left hand into Yurmommy's body.
Donk. Yurmommy catches Jostrzebski right on the button with a cross.
Jostrzebski misses with a jab to the body
and Jostrzebski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jostrzebski throws a shot to the body.
A big left from Yurmommy misses.
Jostrzebski jabs at Yurmommy's body.
Jostrzebski ducks under a wild hook from Yurmommy.
Joseph Jostrzebski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jostrzebski lands with an overhand left.
Yurmommy takes a swing at Jostrzebski's ribcage but misses.
Yurmommy tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jostrzebski defends well and Yurmommy ends up having to push Jostrzebski into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Yurmommy takes a swing at Jostrzebski's ribcage but misses.
Jostrzebski scores with a sloppy right hand. Yurmommy should have avoided that one.
Jostrzebski lands with a good body shot.
Jostrzebski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yurmommy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yurmommy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jostrzebski counters with a stiff right hand.
Jostrzebski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yurmommy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Yurmommy swings for the body but Jostrzebski moves out of range.
Jostrzebski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yurmommy with a body shot.
Jostrzebski lands a nice hook to Yurmommy's body. Yurmommy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Yurmommy fails with a takedown attempt.
Yurmommy looks to land a right hand but Jostrzebski moved out of range.
Jostrzebski now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Jostrzebski misses with a body shot
and Yurmommy counters with a two punch combo.
Yurmommy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jostrzebski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yurmommy moves away.
Jostrzebski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yurmommy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jostrzebski connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Yurmommy scrambles back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jostrzebski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yurmommy was well out of range. Poor timing from Jostrzebski.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy misses with a body shot
and Jostrzebski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jostrzebski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Yurmommy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jostrzebski connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Yurmommy momentarily.
Jostrzebski throws a right hand that misses
and Yurmommy counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Yurmommy misses.
Jostrzebski jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Yurmommy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jostrzebski was well out of range. Poor timing from Yurmommy.
Jostrzebski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yurmommy with a body shot.
Yurmommy misses the shot to the body.
Jostrzebski staying out of range there.
Yurmommy misses with a body shot.
Yurmommy misses with a straight right.
Jostrzebski throws out a counter right but Yurmommy avoids it with no problem.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yurmommy loads up on a big right hand but Jostrzebski slips the punch.
Jostrzebski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yurmommy with a body shot.
Jostrzebski thuds a left hand into Yurmommy's body.
Yurmommy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jostrzebski was well out of range. Poor timing from Yurmommy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joseph Jostrzebski dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Yurmommy misses with a hook. Jostrzebski ducked under it nicely.
Yurmommy tries to clinch but Jostrzebski moves out of range.
Yurmommy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Jostrzebski.
A jab from Yurmommy misses.
Jostrzebski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jostrzebski throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jostrzebski just misses with a punch to the body.
Yurmommy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Yurmommy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yurmommy. Jostrzebski does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yurmommy throws a right hand that misses
and Jostrzebski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jostrzebski misses with a straight left.
Jostrzebski is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Yurmommy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yurmommy fails with the takedown
and Jostrzebski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Yurmommy misses the shot to the body.
Yurmommy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jostrzebski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Yurmommy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Yurmommy throws a poor cross that misses
and Jostrzebski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jostrzebski has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jostrzebski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yurmommy.
A nice side step and Jostrzebski releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Yurmommy loads up on a big right hand but Jostrzebski slips the punch.
Jostrzebski throws a body shot but no joy.
Yurmommy takes one to the side of the head.
Yurmommy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jostrzebski ducks under a wild hook from Yurmommy.
Yurmommy avoids the body shot from Jostrzebski.
Yurmommy tries to clinch there but Jostrzebski circles away.
Yurmommy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yurmommy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jostrzebski lands a body shot.
Jostrzebski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yurmommy was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Yurmommy throws a body punch but Jostrzebski moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yurmommy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Yurmommy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jostrzebski was well out of range. Poor timing from Yurmommy.
Yurmommy looks to land a left hand but Jostrzebski moved out of range nicely.
Yurmommy misses the jab.
Yurmommy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jostrzebski has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Danga de danga de dang - Jostrzebski scores with a four punch combination!
Yurmommy misses with a hook to the body
and Jostrzebski counters with a stiff right hand.
Jostrzebski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A nice side step and Jostrzebski releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Yurmommy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jostrzebski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Yurmommy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Yurmommy takes a swing at Jostrzebski's ribcage but misses.
Yurmommy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Jostrzebski.
Yurmommy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jostrzebski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yurmommy with a body shot.
Jostrzebski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yurmommy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jostrzebski throws a big shot that misses.
Jostrzebski lands a jab to Yurmommy's midsection.
Jostrzebski just misses with a punch to the body.
Joseph Jostrzebski seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A jab from Yurmommy misses.
Jostrzebski cracks a nice hook into Yurmommy's ribs.
Jostrzebski swings for the body but Yurmommy moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Yurmommy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The fighters circling - Jostrzebski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Yurmommy might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Jostrzebski looks to score with a jab to the body but Yurmommy is just out of range.
Yurmommy misses with a hook. Jostrzebski ducked under it nicely.
Yurmommy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jostrzebski is fending him off so far but Yurmommy persists. Nope, Jostrzebski circles away and we're back to standing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jostrzebski scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yurmommy scores with a punch to the head.
Yurmommy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jostrzebski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jostrzebski jabs at Yurmommy's body.
Jostrzebski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yurmommy was well out of range. Poor timing from Jostrzebski.
Jostrzebski lands with a nice body punch.
Jostrzebski lands with a shot to the body.
Yurmommy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Yurmommy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jostrzebski counters with a straight right hand.
Yurmommy needs to keep his hands up - Jostrzebski had a free shot at his head there.
Jostrzebski defending well as Yurmommy loads up on a big left hand.
Yurmommy looks to score with a jab to the body but Jostrzebski is just out of range.
Jostrzebski scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yurmommy misses with a hook.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Yurmommy wants to clinch
and Jostrzebski counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joseph Jostrzebski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Jostrzebski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Decent striking displayed by Jostrzebski there.
Yurmommy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jostrzebski connects with a jab.
Jostrzebski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yurmommy manages to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Yurmommy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Yurmommy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yurmommy with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jostrzebski cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Yurmommy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jostrzebski.
Jostrzebski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yurmommy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Danga de danga de dang - Jostrzebski scores with a four punch combination!
Jostrzebski avoids the body shot from Yurmommy.
Jostrzebski with a nice cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jostrzebski scores with a hook to the body. Yurmommy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Yurmommy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jostrzebski throws a body shot but no joy.
Yurmommy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jostrzebski.
Jostrzebski jabs Yurmommy right on the nose. Yurmommy blinks but takes it well.
Jostrzebski's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Jostrzebski duly obliges.
Yurmommy misses with a looping left.
Yurmommy swings widly with a right hand
and Yurmommy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jostrzebski swings for the body but Yurmommy moves out of range.
Yurmommy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A big right from Yurmommy misses.
Jostrzebski now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Yurmommy changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jostrzebski tries to avoid it but Yurmommy manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jostrzebski to the ground. Jostrzebski escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Nice defenses there by Jostrzebski.
A little jabbing left from Jostrzebski on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jostrzebski misses with a wild body shot.
Jostrzebski lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Yurmommy throws a lazy right hand but Jostrzebski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jostrzebski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yurmommy with a body shot.
Yurmommy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jostrzebski to score with a decent uppercut.
Eyeam Yurmommy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jostrzebski blocks a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Yurmommy.
Jostrzebski appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jostrzebski stuns Yurmommy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jostrzebski with a nice cross.
Yurmommy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jostrzebski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jostrzebski misses with a wild body shot.
Yurmommy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Yurmommy looks to throw the jab but Jostrzebski is out of range.
Yurmommy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jostrzebski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yurmommy at a distance.
Yurmommy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jostrzebski.
A big right from Yurmommy misses.
Yurmommy misses the jab.
A jab from Yurmommy finds it's way through Jostrzebski's defenses.
Yurmommy throws a shot from downtown. Jostrzebski moves away and avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy misses with a takedown attempt
and Jostrzebski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eyeam Yurmommy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jostrzebski lands a right hook to the body.
Jostrzebski lands with a good body shot.
Jostrzebski lands a jab.
Nice body punch from Jostrzebski.
Yurmommy misses with a double jab.
Yurmommy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jostrzebski.
Nice body punch from Jostrzebski.
Jostrzebski throws a body shot but no joy.
Yurmommy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jostrzebski.
Yurmommy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jostrzebski thuds a left hand into Yurmommy's body.
Yurmommy throws a hook but Jostrzebski blocks it.
Despite the aggression on Jostrzebski's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy throws a hook but Jostrzebski avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yurmommy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Yurmommy. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Jostrzebski will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jostrzebski jabs Yurmommy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jostrzebski lands a slapping body shot.
Jostrzebski lands with an uppercut that bounces Yurmommy off the cage and back into range.
Jostrzebski digs a good hook to Yurmommy's body.
Jostrzebski jabs Yurmommy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Yurmommy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jostrzebski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yurmommy was well out of range. Poor timing from Jostrzebski.
Joseph Jostrzebski is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Yurmommy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jostrzebski manages to avoid it.
Jostrzebski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yurmommy with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joseph Jostrzebski comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jostrzebski has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joseph Jostrzebski!

Joseph Jostrzebski seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Eyeam Yurmommy had this to say: 'Well done Eminem. Go get them dude. '.
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FIGHT
RATING
79%
 
 
 
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