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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geese Fury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Geese Fury has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Geese Fury!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Dirk Anderson and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fury is out of range.
Fury missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fury.
It looks like Geese Fury has been cut.
Fury takes one to the chin there.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Thundercunt misses
and Fury counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Fury gets a clinch.
Fury throws an elbow but it misses.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fury controls his hands.
Fury tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Fury tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt is trying to push Fury away but Fury has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fury.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
Fury is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
Fury throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury has him pressed against the cage.
Fury blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Come on Fury - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fury lands a nice elbow.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fury creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Fury's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fury's gas tank.
Fury taking a breather.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Good body shot from Fury.
Fury blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Fury.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fury creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fury is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fury.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fury tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Good body shot from Fury.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fury blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
I was talking to Fury's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fury.
Fury lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Fury's ribcage. Fury let out a lung full of air as it connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury has him pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fury.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Theodore Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Geese Fury's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt lunges at Fury with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fury's hand.
Fury misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a nice head shot.
Fury pushes Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fury swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fury.
Fury holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fury tries to stall but Thundercunt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fury looking to slow down the pace here.
Fury can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Fury lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
A short right from Thundercunt.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Fury.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fury or not.
Fury creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fury pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Fury lands a nice elbow.
Fury lands a nice elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Fury fails to land.
Thundercunt tries to work over Fury's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Fury tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fury back against the cage.
Fury can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fury wants to stall.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Fury is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch but Fury keeps him there for the moment.
A short left from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fury has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fury can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fury creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fury lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fury controls his hands.
Fury lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Fury struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fury.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fury avoiding damage.
Fury lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Theodore Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Thundercunt lands with an uppercut that bounces Fury off the cage and back into range.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Fury moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Fury scores with a four punch combination!
Thundercunt stuns Fury with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fury.
Fury doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Fury crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Fury back to his feet!
Fury is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt cracks Fury with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Fury looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Thundercunt finish him?
Oh Fury is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crack! Thundercunt connects with the perfect overhand right and Fury falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Thundercunt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
An out of breath Theodore Thundercunt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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